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bawa125


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Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 aneel bhai mujhe bhi jokes acha lga, buhat mza aya perh ker, carry on

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Posted on September, 09 2013 10:10:54 AM
facebook1234


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Status : Offline		 Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai,
Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai,
Tumhara paigam aye na aye,
Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai…

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Posted on September, 09 2013 07:57:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
.
Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na



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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:26:37 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doctor Sab
Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doctor: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana




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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:33:38 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 hahahahaha santa bhi doctor ke pass sharab peena chahta hai

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Posted on September, 10 2013 09:37:40 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 bawa ap yeh topic post ker k kahan gayeb ho gaye hain, main to kab se apo dhond rha hun.

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Posted on September, 10 2013 03:43:09 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 buaht acha joke hai bhai aj ka, ap or bhi joke post karian ajke.

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Posted on September, 10 2013 03:49:14 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Aaj phir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya

BANK me ja k So Gya

Q?

Usne Board Par Parha

Yahan SONE par LOAN milta hai



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Posted on September, 10 2013 09:09:04 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 buaht acha joke hai, mujhe to hansi hi nahi a rhi hai yar, mujhe to passand hi nahi ai.

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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:47:03 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi
Kiuon kiaa kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi ye dusra kon hai



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Posted on September, 11 2013 08:38:19 PM
macher


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Status : Offline		 hohohohoho chalo dhondo ab dosra kon sa ha santa is back

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Posted on September, 11 2013 09:35:00 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabiyat Khrab Ho Gaii, Wo Apni Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gia
Doctor: In k Kuch Test Honge
Santa: Hey! Ab Kia Hoga
Meri Maa To Anphar Hai



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Posted on September, 11 2013 09:41:43 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 hearthackvsgirls bhai ab har 1 apke trha regular aur punctual to nae hta na

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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:13:08 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 WAh !! Gud joke... u should be online more and share the smile daily

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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:15:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Banta to Santa
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hain
Santa - Kuch Der Sochte Huey
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roz Dhup Ma, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Hoon Jayen geai na



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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:25:57 PM
pinkey


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Status : Offline		 He ha ha
doston ye srif pakistan m hota hai ...

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Posted on September, 12 2013 12:06:04 AM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 hahahahaha acha jawab diya hai santa intelligent lagta hai.......good one santa

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Posted on September, 12 2013 09:11:58 AM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 bhut acha topic he lekin aab koi new sms of the day hona chiheye..

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Posted on September, 12 2013 02:59:58 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai

Santa: tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola: side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai

Santa: abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola: haanbol tu kaun hai?

Santa: ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai



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Posted on September, 12 2013 08:09:23 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 hahahahaha pehalwaan ko daikh kr santa dr gya tha mager intelligent santa

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Posted on September, 13 2013 08:29:24 AM
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