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bawa125


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Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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Posted on October, 11 2013 06:37:31 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil kese jetoon?

Friend: Us k paas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe maar k kehna: Agar tum
kaho to ye adat bhi chor sakta hun

Us ne jaa kar esa hi kiya

Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia: NAi it’s 0k.. Agar GOLD LEAF hai to ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi
marna hai..



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Posted on October, 12 2013 09:45:08 PM
Meharge143


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Status : Offline		 nice

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Posted on October, 13 2013 01:49:29 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Wife: I m not feeling well.

Husband: Ohho i was thinking to go for dinner?
Wife: I was joking dear


Husband: me too, chal uth roti bana.




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Posted on October, 13 2013 03:14:19 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 Hahahahaha. Rashid bhai ap to ap beti bayan ker rhe ho na.

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Posted on October, 13 2013 04:46:28 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki zrorat ha.

( Prof. Ditta mochi

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Posted on October, 13 2013 05:53:19 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Waiter: Ur bill sir.

Boy: Take my card

Waiter: But sir this is student card

Boy: Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED




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Posted on October, 13 2013 10:15:12 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 hehe !! Gud ONe i like it Very Much

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Posted on October, 13 2013 10:29:32 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 its a nice Topic because Putting smile on other Face Is Gud Art !!

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Posted on October, 13 2013 10:35:03 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 Me desparately waiting For Some More jOKes from You !!

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Posted on October, 13 2013 10:38:37 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 rashid bhai ap to her roz buhat ache jokes share kerte ho...

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Posted on October, 14 2013 10:39:59 AM
rashidfarooqz


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hearthackervsgirls said:

rashid bhai ap to her roz buhat ache jokes share kerte ho...

ager kisi aik ko bhi joke passand aa gai tu es ka matlab k mehnat kam aa gaii

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Posted on October, 14 2013 04:57:46 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Kamaal Ki Funkaari Hain Tum Mein Aey-Jaana…..!!

Waar Bhi Dil Par Karte Ho, Aur Rehte Bhi Dil Mein…..!!


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Posted on October, 15 2013 06:12:35 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Daikh Ke Muskura Raha Hai

Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,

Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi, Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main



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Posted on October, 15 2013 07:35:22 PM
malibhutta73


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Status : Offline		 I love jokes. All the fuuny members are upload very funny jokes.

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Posted on October, 15 2013 07:41:00 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga.
Santa-Mai tujhe phone kar raha tha
par tera mob no bhul gaya

Banta-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leta


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Posted on October, 16 2013 12:00:06 AM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Bivi: Main Driver Ko Nokri Se Nikal Rahi Hun Aj Main dosri Bar Martey Maretey Bchi Hun

Husabnd. Khushi Se:
Bagam Iss ko Aik Moka aur Do

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Posted on October, 16 2013 05:39:35 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar ne math k paper mein dance krna shuru kr dya
Pucha gaya, Ye kia kr rahe ho Sardar g?
Sardar: maire dost ne kaha tha k har step k number hotay hain



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Posted on October, 17 2013 10:52:43 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Sardar tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utari?

Sardar: aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Merey Assistant ne bola ke is k train es k oper chara do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Sardar: Phir kiya wo banda jo Patri se utar gaya tha



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Posted on October, 18 2013 04:02:33 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 1 kabhutar Sardar ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
Sardar ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
Usey chat par le gia,
aur
Wahan se neche phaink dia



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Posted on October, 19 2013 11:08:32 PM
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