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bawa125 Age: 34 4436 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Baap ne baitey se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai

Baita: aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga

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Posted on September, 13 2013 08:28:03 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Train Main Aik Husband Apni Wife Se Bola: Tujh Se Shaadi Kar Ke Pachta Raha Hoon,

Ji Karta Hai Tujhe Kuttay Ke Aagay Daal Doon.

Itnay Main Saamnay Wala Musafir Bola: Waoooo Waoooo Waoooo

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Posted on September, 13 2013 08:31:01 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4083 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	HEHE !! nice joke .. good post... its making smile on the face of others Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:38:11 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4083 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:41:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do! Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai Dobara Kaho! Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do! Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata.. Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain Dukandar: ék Kilo Aata Dedo! Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:53:14 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4083 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo . Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai . Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:04:41 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai? Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai. Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!! Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai? Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:11:40 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4083 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha . Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho? . Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:12:46 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Boss: Mere liye ak shisha le kar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun

Santa: nahi mila sir
Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:17:01 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4083 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy? . Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:17:08 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa : yar banta, pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho
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Banta : yar , mene us se shadi kar li

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:25:42 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	buhat acha joke post kya hai apne, mujhe buhat acah lga hai yeh topic. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 10:22:46 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha banta to bechara phansgya hai.....hahahaha rashid bhai acha joke hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 10:41:51 AM

khawer77 Age: 31 4214 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye jokes online bhi milte hain shayed mera dost keh raha tha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 12:46:30 PM

tariqjavaid Age: 61 4813 days old here Total Posts: 5615 Points : 209 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 01:13:21 PM

tariqjavaid Age: 61 4813 days old here Total Posts: 5615 Points : 209 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 01:14:31 PM

khawer77 Age: 31 4214 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	tariq bhai samajh nai aa rahi ke ao kiya kehna chah rahe ho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 01:17:29 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
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Use Yaad Aaya
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"Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai

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Posted on September, 14 2013 10:54:35 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha is liye bach gya werna wo bagair current ke hi mer jata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 09:40:37 AM

aneel Age: 27 4511 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	guiezz ab topic joke of the day nahi raha he mere khyal se koi aur hona chahiye.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 02:51:02 PM

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