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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge? Student: Shadi. Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge? Student: Dulha. Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge? Student: Dulhan. Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge? Student: Bahu laoon ga. Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain? Student: Pota. Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai? Student: Shadi.."

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