Search Results for 'father'
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->
:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':
<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
301 chars (2 sms)
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
238 chars (2 sms)
High Class Beizzati
If u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
172 chars (2 sms)
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
211 chars (2 sms)
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
211 chars (2 sms)
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
177 chars (2 sms)
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA
326 chars (3 sms)
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
120 chars (1 sms)
Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
186 chars (2 sms)
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
112 chars (1 sms)
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
270 chars (2 sms)
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
133 chars (1 sms)
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
154 chars (1 sms)
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."
Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
126 chars (1 sms)