Search Results for 'sanam'
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
80 chars (1 sms)
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?
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154 chars (1 sms)
''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
288 chars (2 sms)
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
457 chars (3 sms)
What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
392 chars (3 sms)
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge
Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam
hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain
anda hai tumhara
andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein
231 chars (2 sms)
If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be
Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai
Aa Ab Namaz Parhain
Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hain Kon
Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
292 chars (2 sms)
Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da
159 chars (1 sms)
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
wa bhai wa
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
284 chars (2 sms)
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
[remembered from train...]
train se yaad aya...
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
214 chars (2 sms)
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
195 chars (2 sms)
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,
Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,
ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,
teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,
Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
310 chars (2 sms)
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam
tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
89 chars (1 sms)
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
162 chars (2 sms)