Search Results for 'hoot'
You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you''re always running through my mind. And maybe I''m a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.
159 chars (1 sms)
meetas labo pe aai hai..
dil mea tune halchal machai hai
kya kahe dil ka haal sanam,...
Aaj teri yaad bahoot aai hai....
mIsss yew!!!:):):)
144 chars (1 sms)
Jaane Kya Hai Dil Ke Andar Jo Chupke Say Toot Raha Hai
Ek Meherbaan Ka Haath Jaise Haathon Say Choot Raha Hai
Lamha Lamha Guzar Ke Dafan Ho Raha Hai Seene Mein
Seh Kar Ye Dard Kuch Ajab Maza Aane Laga Hai Jeene Mein
Jaane Ye Kis Rehguzar Pe Qadam Humne Barhaaye Hain
Jaana Tha Kis Manzil Par, Jaane Kis Aor Nikal Hum Aaye Hain
Ek Khalish Hai Dil Ko Ghairey, Ek Ajab Si Khaamoshi Chaayi Hai
In Chubhti Tanhaaiyon Mein Aaj Yaad Teri Bohat Aayi Hai !!
462 chars (3 sms)
is naye saal ki pehli subha
jab tumhare nain khulen
is naye saal ki pehli ghari
jab tumhare hath uthen
is naye saal ki pehli khushi
jab tumhare gale lage
is saal ka pehla hath
jab tumhari simt barhe
is naye saal ki pehli soch
jo tumhare jeevan mein nikhaar laye
to itnaa jaan lena ke koi or hath bhi
tumhare liye uthe zaroor hain
jis ke dil se bhi yehi dua nikli hai
wo nain hamesha khushiyaan dekhen
wo mangi dua pori ho jaye
wo gum door kahin bathakte milen
wo sath wo hat kabhi
gum se nahin choote
wo soch tumhare muqaddar ko
hamesha urooh phunchaye
to kuch hamare bare mein soch lena
ke koi hai jo na jane
kab se tumhare bare mein
barsoon se soch raha hai
682 chars (5 sms)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
715 chars (5 sms)
Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare
112 chars (1 sms)
Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???
Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
199 chars (2 sms)
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
285 chars (2 sms)
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
285 chars (2 sms)
What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.
1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21
Answers:
1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga
3:Uff me kahan phans gaya
5:I cant wait more
7:Betta tension naa lo
9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?
11:U r good but I love someone else
13:Hyeee me mar gaya
15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega
17:My love for U is infinite
19:Bhootniiiiiiii
21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
508 chars (4 sms)
1.ek dusrey k lye baney hain
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah!kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bht paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.
169 chars (2 sms)
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
345 chars (3 sms)
Riddle 4 u !
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
383 chars (3 sms)