Search Results for 'chad'
Tere zajbaton me firse wo racani aai
aaj phir yaad mohbbat ki kahani aai
aaj phir neend ko aankho se bichadte dekha
aaj phir yaad koi choote purani aai
muddaton baad chala unpe hamara jaado
muddaton baad hame baat banani aai
muddaton baad kareeb phir dariya
muddaton baad hume pyaas bujhaani aai
intni aasani se milti nahi phan ki dualat
dhal gai umr to gazalo me jawaani aai
385 chars (3 sms)
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
158 chars (1 sms)
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
158 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
309 chars (2 sms)
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
116 chars (1 sms)
• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
117 chars (1 sms)
Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
135 chars (1 sms)
Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
280 chars (2 sms)
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,
T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,
VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,
KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...
U||o Ko Raat...
Dentist Ko Daant...
Gadhe Ko Laat...
Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...
Kuttay Ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
162 chars (2 sms)
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
253 chars (2 sms)
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
139 chars (1 sms)
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
167 chars (2 sms)
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,
BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai
Aur
Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
173 chars (2 sms)