Search Results for 'karna'
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Rules 4 board exam:
Har sawal ka dat kar larna, lekhne me kami mat karna, mouka milay to peeche be dekhna. or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna
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Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
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Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
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"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,
Kion Nahi Karain.?
Kion K,
Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?
Kion.?
ARAY BHAi!
''WAFA''
OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..
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Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??
Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,
Ab Bhugtey.....
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Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.
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Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
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Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
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Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
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DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,
SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "
Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,
JiSkO KarnA Hy..
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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
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Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
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