sbzi mndi

(In 2025)
man wid his son at main gate of Gaddafi stadium
Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thy
Beta: acha Abu!
To tub sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.?

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 559 views
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