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Pathan guse me

Pathan ko phansi ki saza sunate howe judge ne pocha:tumhari akhri khawahish hai?
Pathan guse se:mujhe 20 mint do hum wakeel ko mare ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan ne 2 bar wojo kia

Pathan namaz parhne gia
or 2 baar wojo kia
kisi ne pocha:khan sahab 2 bar kis lye wojo kia?
Pathan:aik baar toot gia to dosra kam aae ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Nurse se



Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?

Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan gusse se

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
College Ki Ladki se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya



Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye



Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?

Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.

Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?

Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan k pass blank message aya

Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!
Per azad 1947 men kun hua?
.
.
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17 sal se faisla kar rahe the k pathan kon leyga aur sardar kon leyga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta
bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi
chahie

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..

Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Main ne
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek indian ny pathan ko tang karnay

Ek indian ny pathan ko tang karnay k lie uss sy
pocha:
"Pakistanion" aur kutton me kitna farq hau?
Pathan replied: sirf "border" ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job

manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job
ur salary is 30,000
next year it will be 50,000.
sardar: ok
i will join next year

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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