Search Results for 'sardar'

Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Theek Kar Diye

Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?

Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

Sardar:Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar:Fikr Se?
Frnd:Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar:Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Sabka Baap Hon

Some 1 Wrote 2 Sardar

Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs 100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To 200
Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote

OeyMain Sabka Baap Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Likhne Wala Gadha

Ek Sardar Kahin Ja Raha
ThaUsne Ek Deewar Par
Parha:“Parne Wala Gadha”

Sardar Ko Bohat Ghussa Aya
Mita Kar Likh Dya:

Likhne Wala Gadha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai

Sardar Ki Patni Sardar Se Boli

Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai

Sardar Ne Ek Tappad Mara Aur Pucha Baki 999 Koun Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao

Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai

Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Sardar:Bhai Saheb 1 KalaBulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar:Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar On Cycle

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says: Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Minimum & Maximum

Teacher:
U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?

Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai

Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai

Friend: Acha Wo Kese?

Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya
Kyun? Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya

Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Sardar :Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)