Marriage; 901 Jokes
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n
Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Kissed His Girl Friend In The Park
Girl: Plz Ye Sb Shadi Se Pehle
Santa: Dont Worry Darling
I M Already Married
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."
"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.
Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 His Friend:
I Kiss My Wife Everyday B4 I Go 2 Office N U?
Friend:
I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go 2 Office..
Sardar:
Hahaha
I Kiss First
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,
"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Newly married couple
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Wife:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
.
Husband:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)