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Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

Kashi Age: 39 5029 days old here Total Posts: 5953 Points : 29 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahhaah laga di... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 10:40:40 AM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	4 runs k liye boll boundry line se bahar Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 11:02:58 AM

prince3

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Dr: Apki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehman hy i m sorry
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Husband:koi bat nai dr.sahb jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante b nikal jayenge....
:P..

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Posted on March, 01 2011 03:42:43 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5015 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum mohabat mai Zabardasti k Qail nhi Faraz,, Jis ny karni hay karly Nahi ty'Para mary..:P ...(',') <)(>aaho -//aaho aho aho:-P Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 01 2011 04:02:34 PM

prince3

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Malkin: Tum 3 din kaam pe nahi aayi?

Kaamwali: Memsab maine to facebook status update kiya tha 'gaon jaa rahi hun!'

Saab ne comment bhi kiya

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Posted on March, 01 2011 09:56:28 PM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass? Kid: The cow ate all of it. ... Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 02 2011 01:18:11 PM

prince3

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History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

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Posted on March, 03 2011 12:51:52 PM

prince3

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5 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
... 5. There’s still a stupid smile on your face..

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Posted on March, 04 2011 09:55:12 AM

prince3 Age: 33 5015 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ji ne 1 college khola magar kisi ne b admission nahi liya. Sub pareshan thay! Guess why? ? ? Kyoon k college ka naam tha ..."WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS"...: Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 04 2011 09:58:38 AM

tariqbangashpk

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Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

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Posted on March, 04 2011 04:15:23 PM

ashfaq786

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A Sardar Told His Friend:
Yaar, Ik LARKI Menu Hans K Wekhdi Ay

Friend:
Confirm Kar Le!!
Hans K Wekhdi Ay…
Ya Wekh K Hansdi Ay

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Posted on March, 04 2011 04:55:14 PM

ashfaq786

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Captain:
Naujawanon Come Forward

Sardarji Does Not Move

Captain:
You Did Not Move Forward,
Why?

Sardarji:
Oji You Said 9 Jawanon,
I Was The 10th In Line!

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Posted on March, 04 2011 05:06:08 PM

PAF Age: 33 5013 days old here Total Posts: 422 Points : 91 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 04 2011 07:58:04 PM

nadeem321 Age: 31 4979 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hasdi c.., hasoundi c..., walan nu lehroundi.., dekh k sharmoundi c..., kuj soch k fir muskuroundi c.., aj pta lga sali ap ta pagal c.., sanu v banoundi c...!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 13 2012 10:29:55 AM

nadeem321 Age: 31 4979 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 13 2012 10:36:30 AM

nadeem321

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Ik baar Pappu apne Headmaster lyi plastic de dabbe vich dudh(Milk) le k gya....
HeadMaster Dudh pee k boleya--
bada swaad dudh ae eh kis khushi ch leyanda...
Pappu- Ji ghare billi dudh nu muh maar gyi c... mai socheya dudh nu dolna kyo ae...
j dudh sade kam ni aya ta master ji de aa jau...
Ena sun k HeadMaster Khij ke boleya- dor fiteh muh tere, lakh lahanta...
ena keh k Master ne dudh wala Dabba para sut dita...
Pappu gusse vich boleya- oye Mastera dabba kyo sutt ditta saver nu asi khetan nu vi jana hunda...

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Posted on October, 13 2012 10:46:51 AM

nadeem321

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Teacher:

duniya ke sabse puraana janwar kaunsa hai?

Student:

zebra hai sir

Teacher:

kaise:

Student:

kyunki, woh black and white hai na...

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Posted on October, 13 2012 10:48:56 AM

nadeem321 Age: 31 4979 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Will you marry me?? Pappu: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai…. jaise... Mummy ne Papa se,,, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se….. to meri shadi bhi apni biwi se hee hogi... girl: what? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 13 2012 10:49:43 AM