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Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5022 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik he saff ma khary thy mehmoodoayaz jooti utha k bhaag gaya faraz. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:48:41 PM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5022 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ik sardar road cros kr raha tha usy ik trak ne takr mari sardar behosh ho gy sardar ko jb hosh aya tokise ne pucha ky ky ap ko trak nazr nehe ay to srdar ne kaha trk ty nazar aya c pr udy agy lekya c tun lang ja sadi kaher a. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:51:05 PM

Chandjutt

Age: 34

5019 days old here
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kadi te world cup jitwa afridi..,
aaway sukh da sa afridi..,
haar haar k ak gaye haan..,
t.v de aggay bay bay thak gay haan..,
hun te seenay thand pa afridi..,
kadi te world cup jitwa afridi..,
ki ki rang dikh dittay nay..,
sare match hara dittay nay..,
tars hun koi kha afridi..,

kadi te world cup jitwa afridi.............,

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Posted on February, 27 2011 03:51:57 PM

Chandjutt Age: 34 5019 days old here Total Posts: 6 Points : 5 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	pathan: hum apna mottapa kam krna chahta hai, doctor:1 saal rozana 3kilometr paidal chalo.. pathan:ne 1 saal baad doctor ko phone kiya yara hum smart to ho gya hai mgr aik prblm hai.. doctor:wo kya..? pathan:yara hum apne ghr se 1095kilometr door nikal aya hai................. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 04:16:09 PM

umair33 Age: 31 5050 days old here Total Posts: 1645 Points : 225 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aby Afzal Sardar Salam Kab Krata Hy??????????? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 04:52:47 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q kya sardar salaam nahi kar sakte Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 05:09:42 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5039 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	namskar phir pathan kehta hoga o_O Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 05:26:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yar tum khud tu kuch post karte nahi ho koi dosra kare tu b tumhein passand nahi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 05:33:44 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4 he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:18:43 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 :Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760 !! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:19:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:20:28 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke Tuesday. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:23:25 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:24:11 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:25:31 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 08:27:02 PM

ashfaq786

Age: 44

5022 days old here
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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

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Posted on February, 27 2011 10:40:01 PM

ashfaq786

Age: 44

5022 days old here
Total Posts: 1215
Points : 51

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

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Posted on February, 27 2011 10:40:22 PM

ashfaq786

Age: 44

5022 days old here
Total Posts: 1215
Points : 51

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

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Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.

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Posted on February, 27 2011 10:40:44 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5027 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yar ye tum mere post kiye huwe jokes ko paste kar rahe ho? why? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 10:55:18 PM

tariqbangashpk Age: 38 5033 days old here Total Posts: 1300 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	afzal jab aap ne internet par jitne joke thay wo sare past kar liye hain to baki to unko hi post karain ge na Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 10:27:57 AM

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