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Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
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Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : Best jokes:
Reply back with your favorite joke.
A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'.

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Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik charsi dosray se: Oye is saal sardi kuch zyada nahi ha??
Dosra charsi: Scientists kehtey hain k duniya ghoomti hai to ho sakta hai k hum murree a gaye hon'

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:10:30 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sam:
My name is Sam.
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Japan.
If I can, If I can.

Candy:
My name is Candy.
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby.
If I can, if I can.

Zain:
My name is Zain.
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Japan,
I'm gonna help Candy with her plan.
I know I can, I know I can face-smile-big.png

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:11:17 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Biwi Ki Soch
Mian BV Apny Kamry Mein Khamosh Bethy Thy
BV Ki Soch:
Kiu Ye Mujh Se Bat Nhi Kr Rhy?
Kiya Ye Dosri Shadi K Bary Mein Soch Rhy Hein?
Kiya Ye Kisi Aur Ko Chahty Hein?
Kiya Mein Moti Ho Gai Hn?
Shohar Ki Soch:
Agar Is Se Bat Ki To Kahin Paisy Hi Na Mang Le

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:12:41 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Punjabi Biwi Se Phone par:

"Kiya Pakaya Hai Aaj Khanay Mein?"

Biwi (Ghussay Se): "Zeher"

Punjabi: Kha Kar So Jana, Main Dair Se Aaonga.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:13:46 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bus Conductor: "Anarkali Bazar Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao"
Ek Larki Peeche Se Chillayi: "2 Minute Ruko! Mein Kapry Utar Rahi Hun"
Sabhi Logon Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Larki Kapron Wala Bag Utar Rhi Thi.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:14:27 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Larki Jis Ki Umar 24 Ssal Hai.
Bohat Pyari Hai. Wo Bechari Civil Hospital K
I.C.U Ward Mai

Doctor hai

DUA

kren k wo

Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:15:01 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA

Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon

Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:19:27 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:20:03 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:21:30 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek larka tha dewana sa

Mobile lekr chalta tha

Nazren jhuka k shrma k

Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha

Kuch kehna tha shyad usko

Pr jane kis se darta tha

Jab b milta tha mujhse

Yehi pucha krta tha

Ye ON kese hota hy

Ye ON kese hota hy

Or me srf yehi khta tha
Annya
a mobile nai
TV da Remot a..

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:23:14 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.Ager ye na kar sako to mobial dahi mein daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:23:48 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

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1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:24:32 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:25:25 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Which is the longest toilet in the world?

.

Guess!!

.

Pakistan Railways Track

U can use it from Karachi to Khyber

Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!


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Pind k peepal ki chaan thallay

Hum ishq laraya krtay thy

Wo paanday dhonay aati thi

Hum Majj nawaya krtay thy

Wo hr ik kam me aggay thi

Hum hr ik kam me peechay thy

Wo sabaq muka b jati thi

Hum pencil Gharya kartay thay

Garmiyon mein sikhar dupehray jadun ambb pe charya kartay thay

Munh sujh k porrola hota tha jab demoo larya kartay thay

Jab b Pind k khoo talay wo mujhse milnay aati thi

Sheeda-Gama- Kami-Teefa muft mein sarrya krtay thy

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:26:42 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?

Ae Dost!

Ishq Ka Rog Tha
“Chittar paey, tay araam aya!!!”

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:27:57 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Duniya ki Sab Sy Taqatwar Shay Hy Loha, Hiray ko kat Dyta Hy, Lohe Sy Taqatwar Hy Aag Jo Lohe ko Pighla Deti Hy, Aag Sy Taqatwar Hy Pani Jo Aag ko Bhuja Deta Hy, Pani Sy Taqatwar Hy Hawa Jo Pani ko Ura Le Jati Hy, Hawa Sy Taqatwar Hy INSAAN Jo Hawa ko Qabo kar Leta Hy, Insan Sy Taqatwar Hy, Pereshani Jo Insan ko Qabo kar Leti Hy, Preshani Sy Taqatwar Hy SADQA Jo Har Preshani ko Kha Jata Hy

AUR In SAB Sy TAQATWAR Hy “Molvi” JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY..


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Ik din mila wo mujh se….

Bujha bujha sa,

Jhuka jhuka sa,

Udasiyon mein racha basa sa,

Jab mein ne poocha,

Udaas kyun ho…..?

Itne preshan kyun ho…?

Jhuka k palkain

Chupa k chehra

Lag k galay se

Ro ro k thak k

Laga wo kehne

20 rupay da load kraya si te kise hor de number te ho gya aee

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:28:57 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD

Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.

In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.

In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.

In
PESHAWAR

Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?

Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy

MARI to NAHI?

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:30:58 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro

Main uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO

wo guzar gai pas se nazar b na milai

Q k i was on cycle & she was in PiJARO..a

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:32:21 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye he

1 Banda train me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

“Molvi sab,
aap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.”

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:33:20 AM
nadeem321


Age: 31 Male
5015 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek bnda 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua, us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuru hwa or us ne phir 80 rotiyan kha li.
Log bht heran thy or 3rd show k liye or ziyada rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shuru hona tha tou wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghar pohnche tou wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:

Na main show hi krda rawan roti na khawan…

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:34:11 AM
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