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Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5036 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	yaar to phir karachi aaja.. me tujhe job pr lagwa deta hu Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:43:01 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Abhi mein study kar raha hoon job ka abhi koi shoq nahi Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 12:00:40 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wese aap job kya karte hain? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 12:01:08 PM

Kashi Age: 39 5029 days old here Total Posts: 5953 Points : 29 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bas aj kal dubara se study shuru ki hui hai hm sab ne Prof. Afzl k afsany. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 02:46:30 PM

tariqbangashpk

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1 aurat Coma may chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala.

Rastey main janaza khambey sey takraney sey aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhtey huwey ja rahay thay

lekin shohar ki zuban pey 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba wekh k Oye
Khamba wekh k

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Posted on February, 27 2011 03:01:55 PM

tariqbangashpk Age: 38 5030 days old here Total Posts: 1300 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . . Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:02:36 PM

tariqbangashpk Age: 38 5030 days old here Total Posts: 1300 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy Walks In To Class Room: . . Teacher: Why Are You Late? . .... Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School. . . Teacher: What Did The Sign Say? . . Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:03:05 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "pass the wine you divine" Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:23:44 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5036 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah wah yahen lage ho,subha se ????@ afzal Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:24:23 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi. Girl: Tameez se bat kro ... Sardar:Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:24:40 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5036 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahahahah ya solid hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:26:11 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae. Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia "coming soon" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:27:05 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar To His Friend - I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes Friend - Have You Seen Doctor ? Sardar - No , Just Spots ... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:28:06 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	A monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field. Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Tracksut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:29:41 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai? Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai". Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:30:36 PM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	ZINDAGI ki rah mushkil hai to kiya howa Thora sa tum chalo Thora sa hum chalen ge Phir Raksha kar len ge Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:45:02 PM

ashfaq786 Age: 44 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1215 Points : 51 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat hoti hai Khushyon k liye dost ki zarorat hoti hai Or ache dost k liye Uuff sb ko meri zarorat hoti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:45:38 PM

ashfaq786

Age: 44

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Datoon ki hifazat k 3 tariqay

1- Achi tarhan brush karna

2- Ziada sweet n candiz na khana

Aur 3ra ya k

Mujh say hamaysha munh sambhal kar baat karna

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Posted on February, 27 2011 03:46:16 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 03:46:53 PM

ashfaq786

Age: 44

5019 days old here
Total Posts: 1215
Points : 51

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

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Teacher Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao…?

Student Jawani me mobile me HASEENOk numbers hote hain,Aur Burhape me HAKEEMOk.

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Posted on February, 27 2011 03:48:16 PM

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