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Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

riabest Age: 33 4448 days old here Total Posts: 1447 Points : 99 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhaha nice jokes Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 15 2012 07:54:32 PM

BeHappy Age: 29 4613 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi new joke nai hai kiya? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 15 2012 08:17:40 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4667 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	pta nai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 15 2012 08:22:37 PM

BeHappy Age: 29 4613 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Saim bhai kya hoa aaj har baat pe keh rahy pata nai. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 15 2012 08:39:00 PM

nadeem321 Age: 31 4979 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	mein ne jitny b jokes share kiye h takrbn 80% mjy new joke lgy n me ne wo joke share kiye h jo mjy funy lgy .jo mjy funy ni lgy wo me ne ap logo k 7 share hi ni kiye... Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:43:06 PM

nadeem321

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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Posted on October, 17 2012 08:48:16 PM

nadeem321

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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai :-D

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Posted on October, 17 2012 08:51:09 PM

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Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?

Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.

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Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai?
Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai.

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Posted on October, 17 2012 08:52:02 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:53:15 PM

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

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Posted on October, 17 2012 08:54:27 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:55:30 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:56:14 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:57:04 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:57:34 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:58:19 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:58:49 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 08:59:40 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:00:23 PM

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

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Posted on October, 17 2012 09:01:08 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:02:49 PM

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