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Afzal


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Subject : Best jokes:
Reply back with your favorite joke.
A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'.

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Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM


Kashi


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Sahi kaha umair....i can understand ur feelings, same here lolzzz

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:18:09 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Yar mein b aise he mention kiya karonga hahahaha:--)))))

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:18:47 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Theek hai

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:21:32 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Ok ab main sone laga hoon.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:22:08 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Good night to all

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:22:47 AM

umair33


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Good Nite....

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:24:42 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Ab aap bhi so jao mere tu mobile ki charging khatam ho rahi hai iss liye soraha hoon.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:28:41 AM

Kashi


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Hamari batry b khtm kar di,mob ki b lolzzzz

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:29:29 AM

umair33


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Men Itni Jaldi Ni Sota....

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Posted on February, 26 2011 02:37:29 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Points : 9

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Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha Waiter ne dkha to pucha:
Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 09:48:31 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he
Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha.
Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

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Posted on February, 26 2011 09:59:15 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

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Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:01:24 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Srdar got new job: 1 st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:02:18 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

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Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda.. .
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaana.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:02:52 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
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Points : 9

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1 st Sardar: Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
2 nd Sardar: Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:03:52 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI TERA BHAI".....

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:04:43 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:05:53 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45.

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:06:37 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:09:14 AM

Afzal


Age: 32 Male
5060 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

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Posted on February, 26 2011 10:10:07 AM