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Afzal Age: 32 5060 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

nadeem321

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1 Cheetah Charas ki Cigrette Bna Rha tha Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola:Q zndgi Brbad krty ho?Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy,Ao mry 7t Jungle ki Sair kro”
Cheeta us k 7t ho lia
Agy 1 Hathi Samd Bond ka nsha tyar kr Rha tha.
Choha phr bola:Q zndgi brbad krte ho? Hathi B un k sath ho lia, Agy 1 Sher Heroin piny ko Tyar tha.Choha phr Bola to Sher ne khench k thapr mara,
Chety or Hathi ne wja pochi to sher bola:kl b kmina bhung p k mjy 3 ghnty ghumata raha.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:36:25 AM

nadeem321

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1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki,

Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya,

Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi Aai,

Molvi Se Sabar Na Howa,

Usne Masjid K Loud Speaker Pe Ailaan Kiya

Hazraat Zaruri Ailaan Sunye,

12 Baj Chuke Hein,

Or Momino Jo Wada Karo Usse Poora karo..

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:37:19 AM

nadeem321

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Glass tote to kya awaz ati he?
Crsh

Nai yar

Ami ki awaz ati he
Tordo sb tor do Kmbkhton 1b na chorna tmhare susral walay aenge to rooh afza loty me pilaogi;-

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:38:37 AM

nadeem321

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Miss: Dunya Ke Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kia Thi?

Papu: Pakistani

Miss: Woh Kese?

Papu: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha,
Na Aata,
Na Bijli,
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:42:04 AM

nadeem321

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Tamam Pakistani Bhaiyon Aur Unki Behnon Se Appeal Hai.

Ke Please SRK ki New Movie

“Jab Tak Hai Jaan” Na Dekhen.

Kyon K

Woh Abhi Tak Release He Nahi Hui Hai. :-)

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:42:53 AM

nadeem321

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Ab Shikwa Kyun Karte Ho Humse K Humare Lab Kyon Sil Gaye?

Maangi Thi Tum Se ” Chip Stick ” Aur Tum Mujhe “Elfy” De Gaye

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:44:20 AM

nadeem321

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(DUA)
Ay ALLAH…!

Mn tujh se apny liye kuch ni mngta,

Bs meri pyari “MAA” ko,

1 pyari c “BAHU” ata farma

Sb bolo Ameen
Aik defa pher bolo ameen
suma ameen
*talib dua*

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:45:22 AM

nadeem321

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The words of advertisement written in front of a beauty parlor

“Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She might be ur grand mother” ;-)

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Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’.

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k dosri Flim bhi Dekh…
‘Peo DI MAAR

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Posted on October, 18 2012 11:47:30 AM

nadeem321 Age: 31 5015 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Meri Qom ke bahadur jawano utho Kab tak soty raho gy? Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy. Utho jaldi karo,Jute chappal sab chhor do . . Utility store pr Cheeni a gai hy Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 18 2012 11:49:44 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4501 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhaahhaahahh, Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 18 2012 02:55:05 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Posted on October, 18 2012 09:42:25 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5043 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehehe sardar rocks Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 19 2012 08:17:05 PM

juntalman Age: 34 4733 days old here Total Posts: 1607 Points : 97 Location: Hassan Abdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga.. . . PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 22 2012 02:15:23 PM

BeHappy Age: 30 4649 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahaha sardar rocks teacher shooks. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2012 10:51:23 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5049 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Sardar hsptal aya to nurse n btaya Mbarak ho is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen. Sardar: shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 30 2012 11:46:08 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5049 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Hospital K Bahar Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Tha.. . Kisi Ne Pochha K Kion Ro Rahey Ho? . Sardar: 20 Saal Baad Beta Paida Hua, Wo B, . . . . . . "CHOTA SA";-) Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 31 2012 10:17:13 PM

riabest Age: 33 4484 days old here Total Posts: 1447 Points : 99 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	heheheheheheheheheh very funny Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 01:26:41 AM

sajjiaroma76

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Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,

Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,

Kyon Kia.

SPELLING MISTAKE THI

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Posted on November, 01 2012 02:06:02 PM

maazkhan

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Sharab ka nasha bhi hota hai
or
mohabat ka bhi nasha hota hai
lekin
furq sirf itna hai k

sharab ka nasha sula deta hai
or
muhabat ka nasha rula deta ha

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Posted on November, 01 2012 02:27:27 PM

maazkhan

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Zindagi ki Rahon mein
Oonch neech hoti hay,
Faaslay bhi bharty hain
Chahatain bhi lut ti hain
Rait kay toofano mein
…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay
Aj hum ikatt’hy hain
Kal ko sath ho na hon
chahay kuch bhi ho jaye
Hoslon ko na khona
Bay waja bhi na rona
BAS !
TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

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Posted on November, 01 2012 02:28:10 PM

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