Best jokes: - Masti Box! - Pakistan's Largest Infotainment Portal

GET your 100% PAKISTANI bumper sticker FREE now! Click here to order it online. FREE for all Members of Pak101.com!

Forums > Masti Box! > Best jokes:

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhor De. Main Zarur Aaunga Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:29:41 PM

maazkhan

Age: 28

4421 days old here
Total Posts: 90
Points : 120

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

no likes.

Posted on November, 01 2012 02:31:12 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Huda Fatima Funny SMS Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............ HOW R U?????? Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:33:00 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A MAN: U cheated me Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:34:25 PM

maazkhan

Age: 28

4421 days old here
Total Posts: 90
Points : 120

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Aek admee langrata hua ata hai
usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain ,
aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra
bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai
dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor

bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch
tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi,
meri tou chappal toot gayi hai

no likes.

Posted on November, 01 2012 02:35:40 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa? Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:38:33 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:39:53 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai? Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:40:25 PM

maazkhan

Age: 28

4421 days old here
Total Posts: 90
Points : 120

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.

Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’
Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

no likes.

Posted on November, 01 2012 02:41:30 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae… Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:42:14 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do Boy: Sochny k Liye Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye? Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:43:01 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho? Cheunti: ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:43:55 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’ Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya. “Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:44:29 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko, Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko.. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 01 2012 02:45:03 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 02 2012 10:48:32 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once a Sardar traveling in PIA. Air hostess came and asked to Sardar apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga? Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 02 2012 10:49:21 PM

maazkhan

Age: 28

4421 days old here
Total Posts: 90
Points : 120

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?

girl:tameez se baat karo.

Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?

no likes.

Posted on November, 02 2012 10:50:16 PM

maazkhan

Age: 28

4421 days old here
Total Posts: 90
Points : 120

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline

sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?

sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test

no likes.

Posted on November, 02 2012 10:51:10 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	ardar se kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag may tmhara kia hy Green4 muslim white4 christ orang4 hindu nothin 4u Sardar thught n rplied OYE .. ! DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 02 2012 10:52:40 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4421 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji what happand?” He said”i dont know i came just now” Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 02 2012 10:54:18 PM

Reply Quote Selected

Reply to Topic