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Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar and Police man Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:30:37 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two Sardars 1 st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2 nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:33:28 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar on Train Tack 1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:35:01 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON ::kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:35:37 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs starts approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata". Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:36:20 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:49:12 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:49:34 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyu n mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai". Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:50:06 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:52:02 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:52:47 AM

Kashi Age: 39 5029 days old here Total Posts: 5953 Points : 29 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	BHai jab sary jokes khtm ho jayen bata dena... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:53:15 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:53:21 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:54:04 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13 th October Interviewer:Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:54:36 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:55:02 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:55:47 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:56:21 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:56:51 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:57:25 AM

Afzal Age: 32 5024 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:57:57 AM

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