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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik sharabi rat k andhery main ja raha tha k rasty main pani gira hoa tha aur, us main chand ka aks nazar aa raha tha; wo dekh kar bola . . . . hairat hai main chand per kaisy pohanch gia Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:20:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	SAWAL Kuch B Ho, JAWAB Tum Hi Ho, ARMAN Kitna Hi Ho, AARZOO Tum Hi Ho, GHUSSA Jitna B Ho, PYAR Tum Hi Ho, KHAWB koi B ho Tabeer Tum Hi Ho, . . Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar Tum Hi Ho. (‘-’) <) )> _//_ Main to Masoom Hoon… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:22:49 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4171 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah je. lagta hai k idher to competition chal rha hai. carry on..... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:24:21 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari.. DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:24:32 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf.. the no. u r trying is currently switched off.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:25:37 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo.. Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:26:58 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa. Log Chillaye Budhiya Bomb, Budhiya Bomb Woh Sharmae aur Boli Wou to Main Jawane Main thi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:27:12 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Arranged marriage is like Arranged marriage is like . . . . . . . . . accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:28:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Boys require 100% talent to get a job. But girls require only 4% . & . …. . . . Remaining ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) . . Struggle bohot hai boys… Padh lo Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:29:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do u know why the sun moves towards north in uttarayana? Do u know why the sun moves towards north in uttarayana? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? Usko dar lagta hai k south main Rajnikant patang udata hoga… Kahi kat na jau Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:30:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The only person after our parents and teachers who keep motivating us is… Bus conductor, “chalo aage badho… bichme mat ruko…..!!!” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:31:58 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali.. . . Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali.. . Gulaam bankar fas jaate hain ishq k jaal me.. Aur kehte ha, Maine LADKI FASALI Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:33:08 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4171 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	dehkte hain k yeh competition kon win kerta hai. carry on... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:33:40 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you Dear girls , . . . Not every guy who talks to you wants to date you .. . . . . . . . . . sometimes they want to date your prettier friend and need your help Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 26 2014 10:34:23 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 Shakhs Ki Marty Waqat Wasiyat:
Beta: Tum Defence Wale 15 Bangle Le Lena.

Chote Bety Sy: Tum sy ma Bohat Pyar karta hon Is liye Tum,
Gulshan Ravi Waly 25 Bangle Le Lena.

Biwi Sy Bola: Tum Saddar Waly 30 Bangle Le Lena.

Pass mein Khari Nurse Bohat Impress Hui.
Us ki BV se Bolo: Aap k Husband Kitne Ameer hain.
Kitni Properties Hain inki.
BV: Khahan k Ameer , Kon si Properties?
Ye to Apne Clients K GHar Baataa Rahy Hain,
Dhoodh Wale Hain Ye To.

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Posted on January, 26 2014 11:04:39 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. At the end, you ignore everything and click ‘I agree’. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:41:23 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Alok nath Gives Ashirwad to Rajnikant This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all……. Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t got any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor. Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:42:42 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4310 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

Status : Offline

A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final
A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat
betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the Fifa world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wifes seat. We have been to the last
five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed
away.”
MAN: “that’s terrible, but couldn’t you have brought
another family
member, friend or someone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at the funeral!” =))

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Posted on January, 27 2014 03:43:44 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money? . . . . . . . . . . . Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu, Arz kiya hai, “Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai, Zara gaur farmaiyega, Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai, Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:45:08 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Today we will learn different types of Clause English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!! Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus) Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!! Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__- God bless you! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 03:46:19 PM

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