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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5047 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

CLASSIC INSULT

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja raha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue: Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rahe ho?

Bacha: Police me bharti krwaney

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:19:04 AM

shadabnaqvi2

Age: 31

4003 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

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Attock, Pakistan

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(PAKISTAN BHAR ki AURATON KA AITMAD ARIEL PR) *. . .Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy.,janwaron ki tarah khana phir hath b shirt se saaf kr lena..Uski aik hi shirt hy..me roz dho kr soti thi..Aik din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thok di...Pehly
to me ny unko khob maara..:-D:-D Phir mere Abu ny ARIEL ka kaha.. Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hn, Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hn. . .*

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:50:11 AM

shadabnaqvi2

Age: 31

4003 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

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*. . .Larki dosri larki se, Yaar ye hands0me larkay kaisay hotay hain?

2nd Larki: Pata nahi behan maine tu khud *. Shadab. .* ka srf nam he suna hai :-)

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:52:23 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Insaan ko sb se bara shocked kb lgta h
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Jb use pta lgta h k wo bina packge k sms kar raha ho

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:28:56 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mujhe Neend Pasand Karti Hi Nahi Mujhe Sulaane Kabhi Aati Hi Nahi Mujhse Neend Hamesha Kehti Hai Ya To Mujhe Pasand Kar Ya Use Jab Tak Tu Use Chahegi Tab Tak Nahi Aaungi Tere Pas Ye Kambakht Neend Bhi Jalti Hai Meri Mohabbat Se..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:32:37 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Shiekh: leejiye na aur Rasgullay

Mehman: shukriya, Main Pehle hi 4 ly chuka hon

Shiekh: Waisay liye tu Ap ne 7 hain, Laikin Khair Yahan gin kon raha hai

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:36:19 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tera Humsafar Koi Aur Hai Tera Raasta Koi Aur Hai Kabi Khud Se Bhi To Sawal Kar Tu Wohi Hai Ya Koi Aur Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:38:31 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:39:58 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:41:07 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:42:09 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ishq To Zndgi Ka Afsana Hai Ishq Ka Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai Pata Hai Sab Ko Milenge Sirf Ansu Par Na Jane Dunia Me Har Koi Kyu Ishq Ka Deewana Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:43:45 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Haskar Bhi Dekh Liya Rokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Kisi Ko Pake Khokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Pyar Bhi Kiya Aur Ye Jaan Bhi Liya, Zindagi Wahi Jee Sakta Hai Jisne Akele Jeena Sikh Liya... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:45:03 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	True Lines...!!. Marne Wale To Ek Din Bin Btaye Mar Jate Hai... . . . . . . Dosto. . . . .Roz To Wo Marte Hai Jo Khud Se Zyada Kisi Ko Chahte Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:46:30 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kabi Kabi Aisa Bhi Hota Hai.. Pyar Ka Asar Zara Der Se Hota Hai.. Aapko Lagta Hai Hum Kuch Bhi NahiSochte Aapke Bare Me.. ParHamari Har Baat Me Aapka Hi Zikr Hota Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:47:38 PM

sateesh

Age: 35

3998 days old here
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Kal raat badi muskil se sulaya hai khudko......"

In ankho ko tere khawabo ka lalach de ker....:-)

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:48:39 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Doctor Mirasi say, Tumhaara aik Gurda Fail ho gaya hai.
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Mirasi Rotay huay, Kinay Numbraan tuon?

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:49:49 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Morning Is God's Way Of Saying 1 More Time. Go, Live Life, Make A Difference, Touch One's Heart, Encourage 1's Mind Inspire 1's Soul & Enjoy The Day. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:50:12 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Karta Hai Zndgi Tujhe De Du. Zndgi Ki Saari Khusiyan Tujhe De Du. De De Agar Tu Mujhe Bharosa Apne Saath Ka. To Yakeen Maan Apni Saanse Bhi Tujhe De Du Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:51:48 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aisa Jagaya Apne Ke Ab Tak Na Hum So Sake, Yu Rulaya Apne Ke Mehfil Me Hum Hans Na Sake, Na Jane Kya Baat He Aap Me Sanam, Mana He Jabse Tuhe Apna Kisi Or Ke Hum Ho Na Sake Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:52:52 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3998 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice Saying " Respect Doesn't Come With Age, You Have To Earn It By Your Behavior Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:53:55 PM

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