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rashidfarooqz


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Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed)
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive


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Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM


lovelychandna


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Matlab Di Duniya Eh Kehre Yaara Di Gall,,
''Payar Te Bazar Vich Vikda Ae Ajj Kall..
''Bhajda Ae Sara Din Harr Koyi Paise Vall,,
''Bhaari Lagge Duniya Te Zindagi Da Harr Pall..

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:09:57 PM

lovelychandna


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Zakhm to aana hi tha mere Haato par...

Mene kabhi phool samjh kar Kaanto ko Chuwa tha..

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:10:57 PM

lovelychandna


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Yar ek baat notice ki hai maine
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Jabse facebook pe
feeling ka option aya hai,
log kuch zyada hi feel krne lag gye hain.. :-P


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:12:14 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta
hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : ?#? WhatsApp?pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:13:50 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Pyaar Me Log Bahut Mazboot
Ho Jate
Hai
or Bahut Kamzor Bhi....???
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Mazbut Itne Ki
Duniya Se Lad Jate Hai
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Kamzor Itne Sirf Ek Insan Bina
Reh Nahi Pate..

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:15:06 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Mere desh ka loktantra mahan hai
Jisne sabko jeene ka, abhibyakti ka, samanta ka haq diya.
Aao aise loktantra ka samman kare, aur apne adhikaro, kartavyon ka palan kare aur apne Gandtantra ko celebrate kare.
Happy Republic Day To All Indian People.
I Like SMS - Like: 11 - SMS Length: 251 - Share


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:17:12 PM

lovelychandna


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Welcome To Radio Bed FM
This Is DJ Bedsheet With DJ Pillow
We Will Now Play A Song Entitled Sleep Tight..
And
Sweet Dreams From The Album
Good Night.


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:19:22 PM

lovelychandna


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Chehre ki Hansi se Gam ko mita do.
km Bolo pr sab kuchh Bata do.
Khud na Rutho pr Sabko Hasa do.
Yahi Raz hai ZINDGI ka,
ki Jiyo or Jina Sikha do..
Good MorNInG.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:20:29 PM

lovelychandna


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Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge/

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:21:30 PM

lovelychandna


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Moongfali de khusboo gud di mithas,
Makke di roti sarso da saag,
Dil di khusi te apne da pyar,
Mubarak ho tenu MAKAR SANKRANTI da tyohar.
Happy Pongal.


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:22:41 PM

lovelychandna


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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:24:18 PM

lovelychandna


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Ho gayi raat aasman mein nikal gaye sitare
So gaye sari panchi kya khub khile nazare
Aap bhi so jaiye is haseen raat mein
Dekhiye Sweet Dreams pyare pyare


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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:26:23 PM

lovelychandna


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my eyes miss you,
my feeling love you,
my hand need you,
my mind call you,
my heart just for you.
i will die without you,
because i love you..

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Posted on January, 23 2014 11:27:37 PM

Hussainkhalid


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its very veryy best funny sms collection good topic rashid bhai....

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Posted on January, 24 2014 01:39:34 AM

Awais148


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today i am happy to main funny kiya post kron ap ki fermaish pr

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Posted on January, 24 2014 08:49:49 PM

Hussainkhalid


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awais bhai men kiya farmaish kron jo ap share krdo...

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Posted on January, 24 2014 09:29:52 PM

rashidfarooqz


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1 sharabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha

Tum jahanum key rastey pey ja rahey ho
Sharabi chilaya
Ooey gadi rooko
rooko main tay lahore jana c

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Posted on January, 26 2014 09:49:42 PM

0irha0


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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km
Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.
1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1
Problem Ho Gayi
Dr: What problem.
Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door
Pohanch Geya Hy…

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Posted on January, 26 2014 10:17:18 PM

0irha0


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Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istamal Hua
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Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry

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Posted on January, 26 2014 10:19:42 PM

0irha0


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Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko
Dene Hain,
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Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
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Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. - -

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Posted on January, 26 2014 10:20:50 PM