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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Boy’s BED-ROOM
Before Marriage,

Perfumes,
Love Letters
CD Player
Latest CDs,
Greeting Cards,
Air Freshners,
Mobile sims with different packages,
Aur
Bed k sirhaney
Poetry Books.

After MARRIAGE,

Disparin & Brufen,
Loan Applications,
Un-paid electric & Gas bills,
Medical Reports,
Empty Wallet,
Feeder,
pampers,
Qarshi Ka Instant johar Joshanda,

Isapghol ka Chhilka, Qareeb aur dour ki aenak,

aur bed k sirhanay kitab
Maot ka Manzar

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:54:32 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3964 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mohabbat Ka Hum Farz Ada Karte Hai, Aap Ke Naam Pe Jaan Fida Karte Hai, Aap Ko Bhool Se Bhi Zakham Na Aaye Kabhi, Khuda Se Hum Sirf Ye Dua Karte Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:55:09 PM

sateesh Age: 35 3964 days old here Total Posts: 602 Points : 50 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi ke dil mai basna bura to nahi, Kisi ko dil mai basana khataa to nahi, Hain ye zamanee ki nazar mai bura to kya hua, Zamane walee bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 09:56:40 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

This is a funny crime story,

Five friends lived in a room.

Mad,
Brain,
Fool,
Nobody,
Somebody.

One day Somebody killed Nobody.

At that time Brain was in bathroom.

Mad called police.
Mad:Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.

Policeman: R U Mad?
Mad:Yes i m Mad.

Policeman: Don’t u have brain?

Mad:Yes actually Brain is in bathroom.

Policeman: You fool?

Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy in reading story

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:00:20 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ishq To Zndgi Ka Afsana Hai Ishq Ka Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai Pata Hai Sab Ko Milenge Sirf Ansu Par Na Jane Dunia Me Har Koi Kyu Ishq Ka Deewana Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:05:23 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Haskar Bhi Dekh Liya Rokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Kisi Ko Pake Khokar Bhi Dekh Liya, Pyar Bhi Kiya Aur Ye Jaan Bhi Liya, Zindagi Wahi Jee Sakta Hai Jisne Akele Jeena Sikh Liya.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:06:26 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi ke dil mai basna bura to nahi, Kisi ko dil mai basana khataa to nahi, Hain ye zamanee ki nazar mai bura to kya hua, Zamane walee bhi insaan hai khuda to nahi. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:07:30 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya mein sab begane hain, Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain, Guzre kal ki yahi kahani hain, Kuch khud baraad hue kuch unki meharbaani hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:08:36 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3963 days old here
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Points : 344

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Zakhm to aana hi tha mere Haato par...

Mene kabhi phool samjh kar Kaanto ko Chuwa tha..

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:09:49 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ap”PAGAL” ho

Ghussa nahi krna

mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare ho
A=ache ho
G=Great ho
A=anmol ho
L=lovley ho

Ho tu pagal na

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:10:05 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye, Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear, Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:10:58 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Old Generation : " Neki kar, Dariya mein daal " . . . New Generation : " Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daaal Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:12:07 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4172 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai aj kal to new members poetry per hi zayda comments kerte hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:12:45 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aapse Mohabbat Kitni Hai Ye Keh Nahi Sakte Aapse Ek Pal Bhi Judai Hum Seh Nahi Sakte Maut Ke Kareeb To Shauk Se Ja Sakte Hain Par Aapse Dur Hum Reh Nahi Sakte.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:13:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zndgi Ka Har Khwaab Haqiqat Ban Jaye Khusi Ke Chiragon Se Zndgi Roshan Ho Jaye Mehak Jaye Yu Zndgi Aap Ki Ki Gulaab Ki Khusboo Bhi Aapke Samne Fiki Padh Jaye. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:14:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pathan Mirasi Sy Tm Raja Ho.

Mirasi: Nahi mein mirasi hon

Pathan ne phir pucha:
…
Tum Raja ho

Mirasi Nahiiiii
mai mirasi hon yaar mirasi

Pathan: Nahi Tum Raja ho

Mirasi ghusse se: han han mai Raja hi hon

Pathan: Shakal se to mirasi lagty ho

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:14:20 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3963 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna bhai-yaar circuit ye gandhi ji har note par hanste kyo rehte hai Circuit-royenge to note gili ho jayegi n bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:15:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:21:41 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dost Barabar Likh Rha Hai..!! 2nd Frnd Continously Saying Kutte Kuch Bta De 1st Frnd Reply : Mujhe Khud Kuch Nh Aata Hai 2nd Frnd's Ultimate Answer : Toh Apne Baap Ko Luv Letter Likh Rha Hai Kya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:40:18 PM

karira Age: 30 3964 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab ladki sare kapde utar deti he to kya hota he ??? . . . . . . . Almari khali ho jati he . . Soch badlo , des badlega Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:41:38 PM

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