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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5047 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Phone on silent mode Fact :- . . Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call . . . . Turns volume to loud - . . . . . . Nobody calls all day Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 05:55:10 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Rubbing your hands on your frnd’s Rubbing your hands on your frnd’s shirt after eating something oily and saying . . . . . . . . . . . . “bhai shirt toh bari achi hai ,kahan se laaya?” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 05:56:37 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	She: tu achha dancer hai Me: I know. Main toh Hritik ko bhi takkar de sakta hun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bike se !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 06:01:01 PM

alawan

Age: 38

3987 days old here
Total Posts: 153
Points : 51

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rawalpindi, Pakistan

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Wohi qisay hain wohi bat purani apni.

Kon sunta hay bhala ram kahani apni.

Her sitamgar ko yeh hamdard samajh laiti hay.

Kitni khush fehm hay kambakht jawani apni.

Roz milte hain darechey mein naey phool mjhe.

Chor jata hay koi roz nishani apni.

Dushmano se hi gham-e dil ka madawa mangain.

Doston ne to koi bat na mani apni.

Aaj phir chand ufaq per nahi ubhara MOHSIN

Aj phir rat na gzry gi suhani apni....

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Posted on January, 27 2014 06:05:02 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear chocolate commercials Dear chocolate commercials, No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions.. Sincerely, Normal people. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:01:41 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Yenna rascala, mind it RAJANIKANT says, “yenna rascala, mind it” . wah wah . RAJANIKANT says, . “yenna rascala, mind it” . ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:02:59 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4345 days old here
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Points : 16

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Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc
Dr. Pagal se: “Tum Pagal Q hue?
Pagal – Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se
Mere Baap ne Shadi ki, To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban
gai, Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui, Magar
main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b
hui, Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or
main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad
ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya
aur..aur… . .
Dr: Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc ….
lolZ :V

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:04:46 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai THIS IS CALLED TRUE LOVE : Tantrik : Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai Boy : Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi ke bare me kuch kaha toh Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:05:59 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Population Comparison - . . . INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. . . . . . . . AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro, But I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad , and 3 dads from 1st mom Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:07:35 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the best way to make a female friend What is the best way to make a female friend..? Tell her I love u n she will say we are friends Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:09:00 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	We all have a plastic bag We all have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in corner of our home & still can’t find when we need them in emergency. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:11:23 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4345 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

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7 complicated facts about Women
7 complicated facts about Women :
1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have anything 2
wear…
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed
beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment
them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented…

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:12:30 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What’s the similarity between “MARRIAGE” & 11:59pm? . . . . Confused? . . . . Funniest answer: Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain, aur din badal jate hain…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:13:48 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali Do u know..? Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali, Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali beemari kaun si hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yehi !! Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:14:56 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4927 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha kia baat hai u ki g :O Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:39:12 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha dads and moms hahahaha very nice joke irha sis Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:40:58 PM

alawan Age: 38 3987 days old here Total Posts: 153 Points : 51 Location: rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	husband aur wifes ki stories ka asal maza naaiyon ki shops pe ata hai chand raat ko mjy bohat bar itefaq hua hai husband wifes k jhagre aur stories sunne ka Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:42:44 PM

alawan

Age: 38

3987 days old here
Total Posts: 153
Points : 51

Location:
rawalpindi, Pakistan

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please like and visit this page

https://www.facebook.com/alawan.islamabad.realestate

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Posted on January, 27 2014 08:48:25 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	naaiyon ap ka matlab beauty parlors or hair saloons ap thora explain krn Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:08:38 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti. Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake, To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:29:04 PM

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