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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5047 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye ) Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:42:54 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tragedy of MARRIED Men... Biwi jeene nahi deti . . . Aur . . . Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke Marne bhi nahi deti.... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:44:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

EK Sheikh Sarak par Chal Raha Tha,

Achanak Nichay juka,

aur Sarak par Hath laga kar Bola:

Fittay moon, Loki thukk v Enj Sutdey ney,

JiveinTheepa Peya hovay

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:45:05 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ENGINEER's wife : How m i looking today? . Engineer: tan c/sin c . . wife: huh? . . . Engineer: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c(/sin C =1/cos c =sec c... Naughty ENGINEER. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:48:15 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 10:50:51 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Doctor: apko thand lagti hai to kia krte ho?

Santa: heater k pas ja k beth jata hun

Doctor: agr phir b thand lagy to?

Santa: phir heater ON kr laita hon

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:53:37 PM

karira

Age: 30

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi

So Respect all MEN... :P :-D

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:56:03 PM

karira

Age: 30

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein:

Saas: i have carried him for 9 months.

Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na?
I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now .
Baat karti hai .

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:01:46 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Holidays never last long . . .

I think they are made in china

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:02:11 PM

karira

Age: 30

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Pundit: 'Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.'

Bride: 'Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.' :P

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:04:58 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5047 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Santa Cinema main Film daikh raha tha

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe aa raha tha

Santa ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

Santa: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:10:42 PM

2waqar Age: 34 4025 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahaha very funny!! Jokes hi jokes hain saray Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:16:01 PM

karira

Age: 30

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
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Status : Offline

WIFE
W:wonderful
I:item
F:for
E:entertainment

HUSBAND
H:handsome
U:useful
S:smart
B:but
A:at
N:night
D:dangerous

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:16:50 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hello. Hello Hello Hello Hello Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi?? Ab Ab Ab Ab Bhi Nahi?? Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal? Ye Sms Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:18:05 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	No matter how 'Classy' Bastard sounds...!! . . . . . . . . . . . lekin Kisi ko KAMINA bolne ka maza hi alag hota hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:19:17 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	On a call.. Girl: Kaun ho tum..? Boy: Hasrat Teri.. Girl: Dekhte ho kya..? Boy: Surat teri.. Girl: Karte ho kya..? Boy: Pooja teri.. Girl: kafir ho kya..? Boy: Soch hai teri.. Girl: Chahte ho kya..? Boy: Mohobbat teri.. Girl: Pachtaoge.. Boy: Kismat meri.. Girl: Rakhi Sawant hoon me.. Boy: Oo teri.. Sorry aunty wrong number.. X_X=)) Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:33 PM

2waqar Age: 34 4025 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Waisy Kia funny collection ma sirf jokes hi atay hain kia Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:40 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Arz KiYa Hai . . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah wah.... . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah wah.... ! Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo seyyy!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:21:40 PM

karira Age: 30 3998 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ram:hame uski maa ki lene padegi. Sham:kya yeh galat baat hai. Ram:abhe akal ke andhe khabar woh beemar hai. Gandhi soach se bahar niklo. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 11:22:42 PM

karira

Age: 30

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JAMISON
JOHNSON ??

So that "Mom can Remember WHO is WHOSE SON"

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:23:51 PM

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