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rashidfarooqz


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Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed)
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive


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Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM


Awais148


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hahahahaha koi baat nahi g jab ho gi to pata chal jy ga wese mute ho to cute lagti hai

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Posted on January, 12 2014 11:58:51 AM

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Posted on January, 14 2014 05:22:51 AM

rashidfarooqz


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1 Maa K Lye Wo KonSa Kam Hai Jo Beta Kare Tu Bura
aur
Damaad Kare Tu Boht Acha Lgta Hai

Socho

Nahi Pata


BV Ki Ghulami



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Posted on January, 14 2014 09:42:14 PM

rashidfarooqz


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After Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo daikh uska gala kat gaya, Phiir bhi chup-chaap pada hai



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Posted on January, 15 2014 09:37:57 PM

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Hahahahaha
wah rashid bhai.
buhat funny collection hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:22:31 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni pari, farak batao
student : pehla parha likha berozgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha



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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:26:05 PM

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bilkul theek hai.
Hahahahaha
good rashid bhai.
carry on.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:30:19 PM

Awais148


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hahahaha wah g rashid bhai ap ke jokes ki to dad deni pre gi

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:34:12 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Apna hath apne sir par phero.
Ek bar phir phero,
dubara phero,
chalo ek bar phir akhri bar phero
.
.
.
.

Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote



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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:41:10 PM

rashidfarooqz


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apna Bacha Roey to Dil mai Dard hota hai, aur Dusrey ka Roey to Sir Mein.

apni B.V Roey to Sir main Dard hota hai, aur Dusrey ki Roey to Dil Main



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Posted on January, 18 2014 09:24:16 PM

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haha very funny sms nice sharings

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Posted on January, 18 2014 09:45:42 PM

rashidfarooqz


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AQAL?

Aasmaan ne kaha bohut buland hoti hai
Zameen ne kaha bohut wasee hoti hai
Sumandar ne kaha bohut gehri hoti hai
auR
Mere Doston ne kaha

Hain?

Oo ki hondi aey



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Posted on January, 18 2014 09:51:52 PM

Awais148


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hahahahaha rashid bhai ap ne kiya misaal di hai wah g wah kia kehne ap ke

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Posted on January, 18 2014 10:12:33 PM

rashidfarooqz


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EK Chooza sherni se
Darling I LOVE U

sherni: abey singl pasli k, Tu ne apni Jaan, body, Hight, daikhi hai?

CHOOZA: sab chhor Jan-e-man CONFIDENCE daikh

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Posted on January, 18 2014 10:20:30 PM

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pathan loves naswar more than girl friend hehehehe what a funny joke

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Posted on January, 19 2014 11:08:42 AM

rashidfarooqz


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Doctor: Aapp k Shohar ko Mukamal sukon ki zarurat hai

Ye neend ki Goliyan hain

BiVi: Ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor: Ye aap ne khani hain



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Posted on January, 19 2014 10:00:18 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Understanding a Girl is like downloading 1GB file with 2 kbps speed
And


When You have Downloaded 99% You Get an Error..



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Posted on January, 20 2014 11:55:43 PM

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Hahahaha very funny SMS...

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Posted on January, 20 2014 11:59:17 PM

rashidfarooqz


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3 Fastest Ways Of Communication.

1. Telephone,

2. Television,
And

3. Tell A Woman.

If You Need More Speed?
Also Advise Her “Kisi ko na bataana”

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:09:51 AM

Hussainkhalid


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Hahahaha.....what a jokes .....i like all jokes...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:11:38 AM