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rashidfarooqz


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Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed)
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive


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Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM


0irha0


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Our Language is called the Mother Tongue…
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Father never gets a chance to speak

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:30:34 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he
discovered America.. . .
And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered
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Naughty America

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:32:30 PM

0irha0


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Cigrate jalta hai aag se pani se nahie ..,.pyar karta hoon
tum se teri nani se nahie.

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:46 PM

Hussainkhalid


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waaah ji waah same jokes hiii idhar post krdiye apny...

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:56 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana
5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:36:50 PM

hearthackervsgirls


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irha je ap copy paste to nahi ker rhi kya.
ya galti se ho gaya...

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:41:04 PM

Hussainkhalid


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haha...bhai copy paste hiii horhi hay qk ajkal admin nazar nhi rakhte comments per

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Posted on January, 27 2014 10:04:01 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Every girl’s wedding craze increses
Every girl’s wedding craze increses whenever she see
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national ka shadi wala add on t.v

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:00:52 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Another messenger to talk to d same people
Whatsapp, wechat, line global, hike, viber, n now its
BBM for Android n ios ……
Another messenger to talk to d same people.Its like
buying 5 different flavor condoms 4 1 night even when u
know tht 1 is enough.

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:02:12 PM

0irha0


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everyone is expert about mobile problems
In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems..
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However, the most common solution would be “Switch
off kar ke ON kar THIK ho jayega”

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:03:23 PM

0irha0


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She texted me:
“Your adorable.”
I replied: “No .YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she likes me.
All I did was point out her typo

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:04:43 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Ladkiyon ki 4 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati-
1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wo se kya matlab.?) .
2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed
Thi).
3: Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hu (ab sach bolke
pitna thodi na hain).
4: I’m very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gayi bhaish
pani main).

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:06:45 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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You never pay attention to a part of body till it pains…!!
Don’t let it happen in relationships

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:07:46 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can
take his wife free on their business trip.
After big Success of the scheme,
Jet Airways sent letters to all wifes asking about their
experience ?
99% wifes replied
What scheme ??
Which trip ??
and When was. it??

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:08:52 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam
Height of attempting unknown qns in an
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Question:What is an array..?
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Student:
ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
eg. “ARRAY, idhar aa re…

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:10:42 PM

0irha0


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Biwi or bezati dono ek jesi hoti hai.
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Dono dusre ki achhi lagti hai

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Posted on January, 28 2014 04:11:09 PM

0irha0


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That awesome moment…
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when your torn( fata hua) Rs 100 note is accepted
by shopkeeper, because he is Busy elsewhere.

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Posted on January, 28 2014 04:27:37 PM

0irha0


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“UnFriend” on Facebook
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Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”

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Posted on January, 28 2014 05:03:13 PM

Hussainkhalid


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hahahaaahahahaha nice jokes yaaar i like jokes

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Posted on January, 28 2014 05:30:37 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Points : 16

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When one door closes., another one opens
When one door closes., another one opens.
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That’s when you realize that you’ve bought a really bad
second hand car.

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Posted on January, 28 2014 09:54:26 PM