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rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5047 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata. Pathan Bola: O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai TERI BHABI SE !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:52:05 PM

madihajamil

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Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:53:22 PM

madihajamil

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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:55:41 PM

madihajamil

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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:57:51 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata. Pathan Bola: O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai TERI BHABI SE !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:00:24 PM

madihajamil

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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

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Posted on January, 30 2014 02:01:31 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary. 1st pathan: Kya Goal mara. 2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:03:05 PM

madihajamil

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Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

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Posted on January, 30 2014 02:04:23 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4326 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah wah jii kiya funny sms collection hay ... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:32:57 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	namaz ka waqt hone wala hai namazio chalo namaz ki taraf idher shaitaan preshan khara hai namazion ko daikh kr Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 05:39:24 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4326 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	jii bhai namaz parhni lazmi hay hum muslim bhaio ko... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 06:36:34 PM

madihajamil

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Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:37:59 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha. angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain’urdu wale urdu main’farsi wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi karte. itne main khenti baj gai. ustaad bole.ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or no do gyara ho jao. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:39:53 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:41:24 AM

madihajamil

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:42:46 AM

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Kindly Post Jokes in
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Thanks and Take care...!!

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:45:07 AM

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