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MirzaIT


Age: 32 Male
4664 days old here
Total Posts: 1055
Points : 350

Location:
Gujrat, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : A Real Funny Story....
Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST.

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Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Financial Management!

A Beggar Found 100Rs’
He Decided To Have A Gr8 Diner’
He Went To A 5 Str H0tel & Enj0yed The Diner’
When Bill Came He Said I Hv N0 M0ney’
Manager Called P0lice And Handed The Begar Over To Him’
The Begar Gave 100 Rs To P0liceman And Set Free!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:27:25 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain

Ap Ka Khadim Haji Don

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:28:41 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy To Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
.
.
.
.
.
Coach:
Use The ATM Machine
Outside The Gym!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:29:49 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 madiha jamil and khalid bhai bohat khoob mehnat jari rakho

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:30:29 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:31:00 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Bache Se 1 Admi Ne Poocha
K Tumhare Abbu Kia Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha:KFC K Malik Hain

Admi: KFC Ka Kia Matlab Hai?

Bacha: Kaka Fruit Chat…


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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:32:16 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport.
As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,

For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:33:24 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Chintu Chup Ke Cigarette Pee Raha Tha,
Tabhi Us Ke Papa Aa Gaye.
Chintu Ne Ghabrahat Mein,
Jaldi Se Cigarette Shirt Ki Jeb Mein
Chupa Li.
Papa, Gusse Se: Kya Tum Cigarette Pee Rahe The?
Chintu: Nahin Toh.
Papa: Toh Phir Tumhari Shirt Se
Yeh Dhuwan Kyun Nikal Raha Hai?
Chintu: Papa Aap Ne Baat Hi
Dil Jalane Wali Ki Hai Toh Dhuaan Toh Niklega Hi.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:33:42 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting Man Asks Politely:
Is This Seat Empty?

Woman (Furiously) :Yes !
And Once You SitOn It
My Seat Would Also Be Empty

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:34:28 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai
Aur Brabar Men Bhi
Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Chawal Daal Raha Hota He

Pehla Aadmi : Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?

Doosra : Jab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:35:32 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Maalkin Ne Apni Nokrani Ko Apni Ek
Purani Saree Di 2 Din Baad

Nokrani Gusse Se: “Maalkin
Ye Pakdo Apni Saree Mujhe Nahi
Chahiye.”

Maalkin: “Kya Hua Ri Tere Ko Saree
Lekar To Bade Shonk Se Gayi Thi, Ab
Kya Ho Gaya?”

Nokrani: “Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab
Mein Ye Saree Pehan Ke Aati Hun To
Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf
Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete Lekin Driver
Peechhe Se Lipat Jata Hai.“

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:35:39 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek ladka apni Gf ko phone karta hai.. .
aur uski gf ka dad utha lete hai. . .

dad : hello,kaun bol raha hai ? .

Ladka : hello sir, mai amitabh bacchan
bol raha hu.. kaun banega crorepati se
aapki beti ki friend is waqt hot seat par
hai and ek sawal ke uttar me apki beti
ki help chahti hai. . .

dad : Bahot excited hokar phone beti
ko dete hai. . .

Ladka : to ques. ye hai ki aaj sham aap
kaha milogi ?
option A- beach
option B- garden
option C- disco
option D- rest. me .
.
beti ption A. . .

aur dad ab tak fule nai sama rahe the.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:39:49 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Memon Aur Chinese
May 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes, Memon Jokes

Train Mai 1 Machar 1 Chinese Ke Sar Pe Betha
Wo Usko Pakar Ke Kha Gaya!
Phe 1 Machar Memon Pe Beth Gaya
Usne
Pakar Ke Chinese Se Pocha:
Kharide Ga

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:42:02 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Chor Sardar Ka Mobile Lay Kar Bhag Gya Sardar Hasne Laga

Dost:He Stoled Ur Cell & Ur Lafing?

Sardar:
Oye Bhagne De Charger To Mere Pass Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:43:40 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Unsecured Connection!

Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar ati
to ek ladke ko apne ghar ke bahar
khada dekhti.

Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet
gaya. Aur wo ladka roz us ko apne
ghar ke samne nazar aata.

Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup
chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne
mobile phone ko dekhta.

Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga ki ladka
usko chahta hai. Ek din ladki himmat kar ke us ke pass
gayi aur pucha,

"Tum roz aise mere
ghar ke
bahar kyun khade hote ho ??

Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola,
"Maaf karna
bahen actually tumhare Wifi pe
password nahi
laga hua wo use karne aata hun...."

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:48:59 AM
shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
3968 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo.


Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni ammi se
lele
.


Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo..

Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne mamu
se lele
.


Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo


Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami
se lele
.


Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo


Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne chacha se lele

Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy?
Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya?
.


Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana
icecream wala chala gya ab :-R

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:06:30 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar: Ghar Ka Apple Pyaz Barabar

Admi:Bhai Ye Muhavra Murgi Par Hai!

Sardar: Pata Hai Yar
Lekin Hum Log Vegiteriyan
Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:25:48 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay

Sochtay Rahay
Saari Zindagee Sochtay Rahay
Aur
Sochtay Sochtay Maar Gaay

Keh Agar Meri Sister Kay 2 Bhai Hain To Mera 1 Kiyoon Hai

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:27:32 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly

Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly?

Sardar:Im Writing 2 My 6yr Old Son He Cant Read Fast

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:29:07 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa,Banta & Bobby Were Goin On A Bike Policeman Gives Hand To Stop

Santa Shouted: Oye Pagal
Pehle Hi 3 Bethe Hain Tu Kahan Baithega

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:30:24 AM
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