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MirzaIT Age: 32 4695 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

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1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:34:49 AM

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Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?

Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha
Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha.
Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.

Wakel: Phir?

Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:35:59 AM

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Ek Pathan Maolana Sb Moharam Ma Wa`Az Kar Rahe Thhe
K Medan-E- Karbala Ma
Zalmon Ne Muslmaano Ka PAANI Band Kar Diya Hazreen Par Is Jomlee Ka Koi Assar Na Parra Pher Maolana Sb Bole Khana B Band Kar Diya
Pher B Koi Awaz Na Aai
To Moalana Sb Ne Cheinkh Kar Kaha Or To Or Zalmon Ne “NASWAR B BAND KAR DIYA”
To Saare Ka Saara Majma Cheikh Uthha
Ha Ey
Haa Eyyy
Haaa Eyyyyy
Haaaaaeeyyyyyyy

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:37:15 AM

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1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe, Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia, Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:38:18 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar Koi Pathan App Ko Daikh Ke Muskurae Tou Iska Kya Mutlab Hai? ? ? ? Apki DEMAND Abhi Baki Hai Mere Dost.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 11:39:23 AM

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Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
.
.
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:40:24 AM

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Ek Pathan Interview K Lye Gaya.
Interviewer : Where Is Abu Dabi?”

Pathan: Jis Qabrastan Me Meri Ami Dabi, Wahi Per Abu Dabi

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:41:28 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai “Us Ne Alaan Kia” Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De. Warna Me Wohi Kronga Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”. Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi, Or Pocha “Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ? Pathan Ne Jawab Dya! “Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 03:19:14 PM

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Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad Ni Hua.,

Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?

Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:20:50 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days. Which Machine Should I Use? . . . . . . . . . Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 03:22:17 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 aadmi ne 1oo times blood donate kar ke record banaya. blood bank walo ne uski wife ka samman kiya, ye kahte hue, " ke aap ne nahi piya.... tabhi toh hamne diya "..... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 11 2014 03:23:29 PM

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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:24:41 PM

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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:03:52 AM

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:05:20 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se Koi Mar To Nai Jata. . . . . Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz Badal Jate Hain…!:-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 13 2014 11:07:20 AM

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Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:19:07 AM

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:24:52 AM

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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

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Posted on February, 14 2014 11:04:17 AM

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A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:21:56 AM

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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:23:27 AM

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