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MirzaIT Age: 32 4695 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia. Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho, Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:04:08 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:15:55 PM

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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

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Posted on February, 17 2014 02:18:19 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear Samsung, If You Design A Phone For Human Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It … Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:24:43 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is WILLPOWER :: It is When you see 30 Notification, 20 grls Msgs and 10 items requests?.. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . And still you Click ?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy?? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:34:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Serious question If Harry Potter has magical power… Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:35:23 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Intresting confusions;- 1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain? 2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai? 3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi? 4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti? 5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai? Do you have any idea??? Rply.. \|D <:O ;} Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:36:44 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What do you call a black man flying a plane? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . if you tried to think other than pilot you are racist Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:08:07 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . A Classic Answer.. . . . . . . . Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART” & Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….xD :P Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:09:30 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the fastest thing we type? . . . . . . . . “OUR PASSWORD” Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:12:52 AM

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| Answer Them If You Can |
> Why doesnt Tarzan have beard?
> Why is there light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> Why do pple pay to go up tall building, & thn put
money in Binocular to look at things on the ground?
> Why do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little
star & A B C D have da same rythm?
Stop singing and read on….
> If corn oil is made from Corn, and vegetable oil is
made from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made
from?
> Does pushing the Elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:16:39 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions?? > 10 most stupid questions’ people usually ask in > obvious situations and > some equally stupid answers. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:19:34 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends… > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? > Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over > here.. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:21:53 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on > your feet… > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? > Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. > why don’t you try again. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:27:55 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask… > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:32:33 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter > Stupid Question:- Is the ‘Paneer Butter Masala’ dish good?? > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated > cement. We occasionally also spit in it. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:35:40 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after > years… > Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big. > Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk > yourself. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:38:53 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good? > Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating, > insensitive lout…it’s just > the money. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:45:05 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… > Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? > Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa > marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you > dumb witted moron. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:46:09 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? > Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…… Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:54:39 AM

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