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MirzaIT


Age: 32 Male
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Subject : A Real Funny Story....
Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST.

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Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM


Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
Total Posts: 13010
Points : 4675

Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Larka dost se :
yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai…:P:P

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Posted on February, 06 2014 07:57:07 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 13010
Points : 4675

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Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Baap 6 saal ke bete se:” So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
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Beta:” Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se…

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Posted on February, 06 2014 07:58:34 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
Total Posts: 13010
Points : 4675

Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Girl:” Mujhe is tarah se propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:” (slapped the girl) kamini,
i love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe…

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:00:18 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
Total Posts: 13010
Points : 4675

Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:02:12 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Bewi shohar say
Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?
Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo
Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai
Qurbani nahi..:P:P

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:04:04 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
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Points : 4675

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Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .
“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..
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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:05:51 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
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Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai…:P

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:07:06 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.. :

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:08:29 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
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Points : 4675

Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha..:P:P

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:09:47 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
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Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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A small argument between a couple turns
violent.Angry
Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife:
Who is scared of a mouse

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:11:22 PM

Hussainkhalid


Age: 28 Male
4284 days old here
Total Posts: 13010
Points : 4675

Location:
Dadu 76200, Pakistan

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Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..

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Posted on February, 06 2014 08:12:49 PM

Awais148


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lal dupate wali zra nam to bata ager nahi batana to number hi bata do mobile ka

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:35:49 PM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3964 days old here
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Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height

Hero:I Don’t Knw Swiming

Sardar Jee :Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:50:09 AM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi Kyun K
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?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:52:42 AM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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Judge To Sardar:
Tumhein Ek Baar Bhi Chori Karte Waqt Apni Maa Ka Khyal Nahi Aya?

Sardar: Main Ki Karaann?
Dukaan Mein Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay !

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:57:00 AM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

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Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun Ga

Pas Khra 1 Admi Bola:
Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote Hn

Sardr: Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila K Bataey Hain

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:00:04 AM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”

Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:05:59 AM

madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:14:41 AM

madihajamil


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Points : 82

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A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:18:52 AM

madihajamil


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Points : 82

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Sheikupora, Pakistan

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A Sardar Passing Through A Jungle
Churail Stops Him And Says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Haa Main Churail Hun..!

Sardar: Janta Hun Salii
Tere Aik Behan Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:24:14 AM