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MirzaIT


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Subject : A Real Funny Story....
Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST.

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Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM


madihajamil


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Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya double..

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:25:56 PM

madihajamil


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Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:27:44 PM

madihajamil


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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:36:08 PM

madihajamil


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The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:41:46 PM

madihajamil


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Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai….

Pilot: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela Sune

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:50:26 PM

madihajamil


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Sardar:Bhai Saheb 1 KalaBulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardaropehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:53:14 PM

madihajamil


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Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:57:54 PM

madihajamil


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Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 02:00:45 PM

Hussainkhalid


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hahaha very funny story hay bhai jii i like funny stories and funny sms jokes...

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Posted on February, 06 2014 03:10:11 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:31:25 PM

Hussainkhalid


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3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to
padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke
tumhare peeche aayegi!”

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:32:29 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:33:50 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
forward kar diya!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:35:01 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:36:08 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu
Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:37:10 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!


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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:40:21 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro
gey?
Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga

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Posted on February, 06 2014 04:41:38 PM

Hussainkhalid


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sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 05:57:12 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Sardar Khoti ko kiss ker raha tha.
BV dekh kar heran reh gai.
Wai tenu sharam ni aandi KANJRAA
Srdar:
Hun assi tere chakar vich purani yari te ni chad
sakday na.


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Posted on February, 06 2014 05:58:41 PM

Hussainkhalid


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Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 06:00:18 PM