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MirzaIT Age: 32 4696 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:24:54 AM

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A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:04:58 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar : Maa khush khabri hai. Maa: Bool bata. Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:10:57 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:12:34 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:17:40 AM

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:18:53 AM

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:20:00 AM

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Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:21:55 AM

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:25:08 AM

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Agr Apke Khane Me Makhi Gir Jae

To Usy Nikal Kr Itna Chabayen K Ksi Or Makhi

Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khane Ki Taraf Ane Ki..

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:26:16 AM

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Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:27:33 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To bank se loan le lo Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:29:31 AM

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Sara:

Kya apko pta hy?

Books saamne rakh k b na prhne wali bemari

Ka kya nam hy?

Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Begherati

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:31:45 AM

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Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:32:46 AM

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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
Un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
Ek Sardar uth k nichy so gaya.

Ek sardar thori dair bad bed se bola ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:05:29 PM

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Husband ne paan khareed kar wife ko khanay k liye diya

Wife: aap ne apnay liye q nahi liya ?

Husband: darling me to wesay he khamosh rehta hun

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:07:12 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 12:12:44 PM

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:17:59 PM

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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:22:06 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4003 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee. sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 12:24:28 PM

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