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MirzaIT Age: 32 4695 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

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Teen Dost Gappy Hank Rahy Thy
Ek Kehne Laga Main Itni Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Hont Jal Jaty Hain
Doosra Kehne Laga Main Is Qadar Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Aantyn Aur Medah Tak Jal
Uthta Hai..

Teesra Jo Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Kehne Laga Main To,
Paani, Doodh, Patti Aur Cheeni Moun Main Daal Ke
Choolhey Pe Baith Jata Hoon...

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:10:18 AM

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:34:36 AM

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Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:38:46 AM

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Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:42:41 AM

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How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.

" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".

" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "

"He was the original owner."

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:44:30 AM

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:48:03 AM

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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:52:13 AM

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The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:55:29 AM

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An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:58:24 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4002 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:01:42 AM

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An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.

He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.

As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"

"Havaii!", the man replied.

"Thanks", answered the man.

"You're Velcome," the man replied.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:04:49 AM

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EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:07:53 AM

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara...

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:10:58 AM

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Ek pathan ka Bus mein ek Larki k paon k oopar paon aa gaya,

Pathan: I'm sorry.

Girl: Andhey ho kya ?

Ek Handsome boy ka b paon Larki k paon k oopar aa gaya,

Larka: I'm sorry.

Larki: It's ok, No problem

Pathan: (Ghussey mein) Q humara SORRY ka spellings galat tha kya ?

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:16:12 AM

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A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:23:16 AM

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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:40:00 AM

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Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:55:25 AM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 31 3999 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	haha mein smja koi achi story ho gi par maza nai hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 01:02:33 PM