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MirzaIT Age: 32 4695 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. > Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and > now it’s in flames!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:55:46 AM

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First Question:
You are partinipating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person,
you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don’t take as
much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:58:04 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are…? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person ? You’re not very good at this, are you ? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:00:00 PM

0irha0

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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your
head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000.
Now add 10. What is the total ?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator !
Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you’ll get
the last question right…. …Maybe…..

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:01:11 PM

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Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again !
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to
buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 01:24:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? No! Em trainin 2 die. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 01:26:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. When It’s rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: – r u going out in dis rain? No,in the next 1. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:53:05 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	3. ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u? At de bus stop! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:54:33 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- Did u just hav a bath? No, I fell in de toilet bowl ! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:56:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- Goin up? No, no, em waitin 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:30:29 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose Fl.wers? No baby! Dey r Carrots. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:31:49 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	7. U’r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here? Em here 2 pay my uni fee..!:-D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:34:00 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Million Dollar Question… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aj kal ki Larkia MAKE-UP Ziada kerti hain Ya BREAK- up.?.?.? <-; Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:37:08 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER - Question-What do you do after india wins the football world cup ? Answer. Switch off the playstation :P Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:38:17 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail . . . . . In Both the Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time n’ Write on Walls.. !! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:39:19 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do any one knows the two persons… . . … … … . . . . Who shake hands in Nokia cell phones ? :-D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:40:56 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend In The Same College Or School Where You Study??? . . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance … =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:42:30 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other… ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 08:40:53 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is more useful after it is broken? An egg Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 08:42:59 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4341 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Which is the most shocking city? Electri-city Name two things u can never eat before breakfast? Dinner & Lunch How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan? None, only babies were born. If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is? Time to buy a new clock ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:18:43 PM

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