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MirzaIT Age: 32 4657 days old here Total Posts: 1055 Points : 350 Location: Gujrat, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : A Real Funny Story.... Yeh taqreeban 40 saal pehly ki baat hai,Aik larka larki the aapas mein bohut pyar tha unka,woh aapas mein baat cheet ke liye khat o kitabat kiya kerte the,aur yeh waqai baat pata lagi hai ke 40 saal pehly jo khat larke ne larki ko likha tha woh 40 saal baad use wasool hua jis per usne shadi ki baat ki thi aur ab us larki ki shaadi bhi hogai hai aur bache bhi hain Masha Allah se ab dekh lijiay hamari "PAK POST" ki...How u feel about this real story & funny about PAK POST. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2012 01:00:34 PM

madihajamil

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Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:07:19 AM

madihajamil

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Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:08:52 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:10:12 AM

madihajamil

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:11:12 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:12:25 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:13:42 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:14:49 AM

madihajamil

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Najomi larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"

Larka: "baba,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Batao Paas Kab Hounga...?

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Posted on February, 04 2014 11:25:09 AM

madihajamil

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Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.

Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 11:27:36 AM

2waqar Age: 34 3983 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wow.. Hahaha it's very funny.. Haan aksar aisa ho jata hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 11:45:31 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tuhmaten To Lagti Raheen Roz Nayi Nayi Hum Per Mohsin Magar Jo Sub Se Haseen Ilzam Tha Woh Tera Name Tha…… Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 12:45:18 PM

madihajamil

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There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

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Posted on February, 04 2014 12:56:05 PM

madihajamil

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A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

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Posted on February, 04 2014 12:58:27 PM

madihajamil

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:01:26 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know. Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:02:32 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:04:51 PM