Dating is so insecure.
My last relationship,
I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said,
Remember when your grandma died?
I was there.
Remember when you flunked out of school?
I was there.
Remember when you lost your job?
I was there!
She said, I know - you''re bad luck.
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