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Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta:Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
119 chars (1 sms)
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
87 chars (1 sms)
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
165 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
140 chars (1 sms)
WhEn n0thing sEEms right,kEEp da FAITH
WhEn dArknEss is in da sight,kEEp da FAITH
WhEn ppl disAppoint u, kEEp da FAITH
WhEn apportunitiEs R fEw, kEEp da FAITH
WhEn frustrAtions engulf u, kEEp da FAITH
WhEn fAilurErs r in viEw, kEEp da FAITH
WhEn ur own lEts u down, kEEP da FAITH
WhEn instEAd of smilEs u gEt da frowns, kEEP da FAITH
WhEn ur judgEmEnts goEs wrong, kEEp da FAITH
WhEn u fEEl wEAk n wAnAA b strong, kEEp da FAITH
kEEp da FAITH n don lEt it go!!!
491 chars (4 sms)
Do U Knw Y Windshield Is So Large
& Rearview Mirror So Small?-
Bcoz
Ur Past Is Nt As Important
As Ur FUTURE.:)
123 chars (1 sms)
~ Todayz Special ~
Old Age Is Like Climbing A Mountain.
You Climb From Ledge To Ledge
The Higher You Get The More Tired & Breathless You Become
But Your View Becomes More Extensive.
190 chars (2 sms)
Why A Car''s WindScreen is So Big
But Rear View Mirror So Small?
Bcoz ur Past isn''t As important As ur Future!
So Look Ahead & Move On!
Wish U A Happy Future.
164 chars (2 sms)
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
585 chars (4 sms)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
111 chars (1 sms)
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
109 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
106 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
259 chars (2 sms)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
108 chars (1 sms)
PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??
PathAn BoLA
.
NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
124 chars (1 sms)