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Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life.
Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY Ask Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day. But
Don’t Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??
Girl Replied:
.
.
.
Oye Hoye…
What A Dialogue!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:
Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar karta hai…. “True Love”
Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari bana hoon…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle Love Letter Likha:
Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Day Golu Said His Girlfriend With Full Of Courage: “I Love You”. His Girlfriend Said Angrily..Not Say This Statement With Love. Funny Golu Said I Love You Sister
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???
BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam
Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Make Your Friends Smile
Forward this joke to Friends
by zohaib (few years ago!)
SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: woh kaise?
SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
girl:Do U Love Me Lot.?
Boy: No.
Girl: what? u Not Love Me?
Boy: Ab Kya Khoon se Likh ke Du...Kya..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.
Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)