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mazharkhan


Age: 28 Male
4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : Intelligent Student




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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:00:38 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Dr:3000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:01:42 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:02:43 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-

BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.

XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:03:47 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Said by True Lover:
"I dont Hate You but I Cant Love You"

Means

Madarchod tu itni Khubsurat Nhi k Shadi karlu par itni Buri bhi Nhi k bina Chode jane du!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:05:10 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dil Ko Dil Samjo
To Ishq Karo

Dard Ko Dard
Smjho To
Mohabat Karo,

Wade Ko Wada
Smjho To Pura
Karo,

Aur

Hume Apni jaan
Smjha hai To Abhi 1 PYARA SA SMS Karo.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:06:16 PM
rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bache ka surname:

Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH
2se-DUBE
3-TIVARI
4-CHATURVEDI
5se-PANDE
Sab ka ho to-MISHRA
kisika B pata na ho to

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:07:19 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girls should not study much..
kyu..
socho
socho
kyu ke
Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:14:29 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 -Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:15:38 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:16:43 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:17:49 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:18:59 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai.
Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai,
to dusri boli- "Duba Saale Ko

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:20:04 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

.
.
Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:21:07 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di

Aur Neeche Likh Dia

COMING SOON

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:22:10 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko
Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:23:19 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek poltry farm me murgione roz ek lakh aande deti thi,ek roz murgione ek v anda nehi diya
Batao to kyun..


Kyun ki
.
.
.
.
.
.
Badh me patha chala BULA DI ghumne aayi thi

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:24:19 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

wah..wa

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,


This fairness cream is made in china!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:25:20 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ye Hai Aam Zindgi--

Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..

OR

Ye Mentos Zindgi--

Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:26:27 PM
lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:28:02 PM
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