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mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 28

3828 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:06:48 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:57:58 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	mazher bhai buhat buri bat hai. ap topic ko kisi or terf le ja rhe ho. please ap topic per hi comments karo. nhi to hum topic close ker de ge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 21 2014 12:31:34 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
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Points : 1924

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Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thi

O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!

Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko chu lia or

Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!

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Posted on February, 21 2014 03:34:16 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
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Arz kiya hai.....

Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

...........

wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!

gaur farmaiyega.....

Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...

Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

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Posted on February, 21 2014 03:35:52 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . A Classic Answer.. . . . . . . . Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART” & Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”…. xD Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 21 2014 08:25:16 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4087 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha..... mazhar bhai apke ye jokes mjhe hsi boht dileten hen aur aap famous hogaye ho ab yahan pe.....!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 21 2014 08:31:13 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Thank you so much bhai khalid . . but famous aur me wo kese ye zara btana please bhai . . ap ke reply ka wait kro ga. . . . .Thanks Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 21 2014 08:36:41 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

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To live a life, we need:

1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck

So,

I salute YOU....

for managing Without these:-

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Posted on February, 22 2014 03:41:37 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

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Mehar 76330, Pakistan

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Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

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Posted on February, 22 2014 03:46:32 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

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"Computer kitna jaante ho beta ?"

"Ji uncle,.facebook, torrent aur dus bees p*rn sites."

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:40:05 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar RaHe Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:41:15 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
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Hum iss DIYE par haath rakh k kasam khate hai
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Ke hum aaj se apni biwi se hamesha such bolenge.....

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\__/
O teri.!

DIYA bujh gaya..
Plan cancel

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:42:28 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Awesome msg by true lover"She broke my heart, i broke her samsung galaxy-S4" , , , , , , , , Bakee khud hisab laga lo,kaun jyada roya hoga??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:43:40 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	teacher-main jo sawal karun unke jawab ek bar mein,bina ruke dena...shud i strt? Stdnt-yes,sir! Hamare desh ka president kaun hai? Qutub minar khan hai? Shatbdi exprss ki per hr kya speed hai? And at lst murgi kya deti hai? Studnt: Prnav mukhejee...delhi mein...110 km/hr ke speed se...ande deta hai!!! ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:44:43 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya mai aaye ho toh Love karlo . . Warna wArna ___ MATA VAISHNO KA NAAM JAPLO..... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:45:48 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki: Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? Larka: Ye maana k Larkay tumhe dekh kr Phisaltay hain. Magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:46:54 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Ladki Raste Pe Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi.. . . . Ek Ladka Bola:ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya.. ?? . . . . . . Ladki: Bhag Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu, . . Ab Tak Ghar Nahi Pahunchi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:47:55 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Who is a Boy.?
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He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
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Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai.

mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy ;(

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:48:33 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Samosha Said To Aaloo : Jab Main Fry Hota Hoon To Tumhe Cover Kar Ke Garam Oil Se Bacha Leta Hoon Coz I Love You Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone Ke Fauran Baad Khate Hain To Main Unka Muh Jala Deti Hoon Coz I Love You Too. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:48:58 PM

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