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mazharkhan


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Subject : Intelligent Student




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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM


lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:29:03 PM

lovelychandna


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Wife:kal 3 chor aye aur mera zordar rape kar k chale gaye

husband: tumne unhe roka nahi..
Wife: bahut kaha rukne ko, bole ab aur takat nahi hai, kal phir ayenge!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:30:09 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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father: kya hua beta q ro rhe ho kya hua tum mujhe batao main tumhare dost ki tarh hoon
Son:kya batau main apni wali se milne gaya tha to teri wali ne mujhe bhut mara

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:31:24 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Points : 344

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Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:32:30 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Santa-to saying yaar
meri bkri ne kal anda
diya hai . banta-to
saying chal jhuth bol
raha hai too.. santa-nhi
me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka
naam hi bakri hai.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:33:30 PM

lescol


Age: 36 Male
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Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 06:29:42 PM

Hussainkhalid


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hahahahaha....!!! what a jokes yaaar kamaal krdiya jokes post kr k......!!!!! nice yaaaar.....!!!!!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 06:33:38 PM

hearthackervsgirls


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Hahahahaha
acha to yeh joke tha.
Thankyou khalid bhai btane k liye mujhe to pta hi nhi the k yeh aik joke hai.
Hahahahaha
just joking re....

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Posted on February, 18 2014 06:58:28 PM

Hussainkhalid


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hahahahaha.....!!! bhai ye bhi ek joke hiii hay jo apny kaha k acha ye joke tha thanks khalid btane k liye....!!!!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 07:15:46 PM

mazharkhan


Age: 28 Male
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Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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.Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ???

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:00:23 PM

mazharkhan


Age: 28 Male
4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

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1 Murga Murgi K Peche Bhag rha tha k Train k Neche Akr Murgi Mr Gai

Murga Udas Ho Kr Bola MaRHOMA Boht Nek Thi

JaN Dedi Magr CHUMMI Ni Di

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:20:55 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa ho jati hai
Zaher lete he to wo bhi dawa ho jati hai
Tu hi bata aye dost kya karun.
jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jati hai.

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:40:30 PM

rahulthebest36


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Muskurate rho to sb sath dete hai ...aansuo ko to aakho me bi panha nhi milti

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:41:30 PM

rahulthebest36


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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon
mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue
hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta
by -ashish jacky singh parihar

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:42:35 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Ek ladka na dusra ladki ko parpos keya....
Ladkin na kiss diya..aur ladki bhagi to ladka na pucha kha jari ho to ladki na kha guldasta lana

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:43:37 PM

rahulthebest36


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AK DIN SANTA APNE BETE LALU OR DOST
KE SATH HOTEL GAYA.
SANTA WATTER SE : 2 BEAR OR AK COLDRINK DENA .
LALU: KYA HUA PAPA ANKAL BEAR NAHI PITE KYA...

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:44:37 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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KHUDI KO KAR BULAND ITANA CHADAO JYSE TAYSE..
KHUDI KO KAR BULAND ITANA CHADAO JYSE TAYSE..
UPAR KHUDA NE USASE PUCHA ABE AB UTARENGA KYSE...

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:45:38 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3828 days old here
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Points : 149

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Jee Bharke Rote Hai Toh Karaar
Milta Hai, Iss Jahan Me Kahan
Sabko Pyar Milta Hai, Zindgi
Gujar Jaati Hai Imtihano K
Dor Se Ek Jakhm Bharta Hai
Toh Dusra Taiyaar Milta Hai.

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:46:39 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Points : 344

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:13:29 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Points : 344

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Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:15:13 PM