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mazharkhan


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Subject : Intelligent Student




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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM


rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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DIL Sambhal Jaa Zaraa...

Phir DIMAG ki MAA BEHAN Kar ne Chala Hai Tu...


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Posted on January, 31 2014 10:34:23 PM

rahulthebest36


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Bahu : I am going to supermarket
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Aloknath: Take my sanskaar
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Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo
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Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car.


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Posted on January, 31 2014 10:35:32 PM

rahulthebest36


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I
LOVE
YOU

.;"";. .;"";.

'+ " +'

"+,+"

Aap Is Dil Ko Bhut Pyar Se Smbalna,
kyun Ki Yeh Dil Uska Hai
Jise App Kbhi B Khona Nhi Ch

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:00:41 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Ladka-Tum Kitni Baje Uthti Ho.
Ladki-Mera Uthne Ka Koi Phics Time
Nahi Hai Mera Man Ho Jata Hai Tab Uth Jati Hu.
Ladka-Acha Hai Bilkul Tum Mere L Par Gayi Ho.


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:01:45 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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Ek Sharabi Doctor Se,
Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?
Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chudva Sakta Hun.
Sharbi- Puri Char Bottle Hai.
Kal Raat Police Ne Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:02:56 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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Boy-kal se hum kahi aur
milenge,
Girl-Q? BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k
bacche, girl-kio kya hua? boy-kutte
piche laga kar kehte
hay jab pyar kiya tu darna
kya..?


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:04:27 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
100
Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond.!

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:05:30 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere
pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he?
beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar
puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya
aap Bata payenge...

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:06:35 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko
ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:08:32 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:09:42 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:11:05 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki
Memory Clear Kar Dali..
Aur Poocha,
Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya?
Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam.
Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola.
Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:12:07 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Pehle,
Apne Qatil Se Aakhri Alfaz
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Mujhe Mar Dalo Buzdil Insan !
Tum Mujh Se Jalte Ho Q K Tumhari Bv
Tum Se Nahi,
Mujh Se Darti Hai.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:13:19 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi.
Job 8 Hours Ki Thi.
Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya.
Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha
Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya.
Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key
Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi.
Sb Serial Se Lga Di.


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:14:20 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

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Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi
Kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..!

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:15:21 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
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Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki.
Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se,
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge.
Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se,
Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:16:24 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3829 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:17:29 PM

saim14399


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bas tek hay lagay rahu copy past karny yaha per

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Posted on February, 03 2014 01:50:14 PM

Awais148


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intelligent tha ap us ke pass hone ka koi chance nahi hai

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Posted on February, 05 2014 11:50:47 AM

Hussainkhalid


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hahahaha very funny jokes hen yaaar zabardast

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Posted on February, 05 2014 02:44:41 PM