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mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job – a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“Poof!” said the genie. “You are a housewife.” :P

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:32:53 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe: 1. Nothing to wear & 2. No place to keep her clothes. . . . . . . . Guys have two major problems with their laptop: 1. Nothing to watch & 2. No space for anything new..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:34:12 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. … He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner… . .. … Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. … He was unable to pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:36:55 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-) Boy- which computer do YOU have??? Girl- A PINK ONE !! Wht to say nw….:P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:38:35 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Woody Joke.. . . . What wood happn if u had a wooden car, . with wooden seats . wooden tyres.. . and a wooden engine? . . . . It Wooden’t start..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:39:59 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. . Policemen arrives. . Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car! . . Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. . Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.) OMG! My Rolex watch!. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:41:03 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	The Best Place To Breakup With Your Girl Friend Is In McDonald There Are Sharp Knives & Forks 0r Heavy Plates & You Can Always Hide Behind A Fat Kid … =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:43:16 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….. … … KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…xP :P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:49:12 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4072 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	koi baaat ni g intelligent student intellligent hi hota hai wese intelligents ke passs waqt kam hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 23 2014 12:10:26 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais bhai aj main comments to ker rha hun. lakin mera sara dehan kisi or terf hai. mujhe aj kuch aamjh nhi a rha k main kya comments ker rha hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 23 2014 09:46:39 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:

Mari taraf dekho beta

is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:

Focus adjust kar

Jaahilon wali baat mat kar

Portrait Mode Use kar

Micro k sath

High Resolution me pic aani chahiay

Facebook pe upload karni hy

wrna paise nhi milen ge.

SAALA...

"kabutar nikale ga.."

Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me

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Posted on February, 23 2014 11:43:21 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar yeh kya mazak hai. ab joke hi dehkne ko mile ge kya bus. ab comments koi bhi nhi kerta kya. main ab kis se comments main bat karun. sab hi copy paste shro ho gaye hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 24 2014 11:41:41 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4087 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	heart hacker bhai men hoon na ap mjhse baat kren men apko har jawab doonga .....!!!!!! koi gal nhi hay bhai jiii....!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 24 2014 12:37:04 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nhe heart bhai ap koe new topic start kro chat ke liye pher me chat karon ga ap ke sath Q ke chatbox to nhe he yhaan bhai jaan . agar chat box add ho jae es site me to maza aa jae ga hear bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 24 2014 01:02:33 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	mazher bhai chat box nhi hai to topics joke k liye bhi nhi hain. ap jokes ko copy ker k paste kiye ja rhe ho. main apko bus itna hi keh rha hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 24 2014 01:21:48 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai "XTRA SHEET PLZ" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 24 2014 11:35:09 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga.

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Posted on February, 24 2014 11:36:38 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	khoso sahib ap phir se copy paste start ho gaye ho. asa mat karian. kiiunke copy paste se spke sath sath hum sab ka bhi loss ho rha hai. sudher jao yat ab to. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2014 10:08:44 AM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai Ab sudhar Gaya hon. . ye ReplyS Old hen. . . Ab to admin sir se bhe request he ke ap bhe stop ho jao mere old reply delete mat kro please. . .ab aage se koe galati nhe hogi Thanks Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2014 09:58:12 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3967 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha khoso sahib ab asa nhi ho ga. ap bus ab sahi sahi comments kerte jao. apko koi kuch bho nhi khe ga...... ab ap bus copy paste mat kerna. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2014 11:13:09 AM

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