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mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You 1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s 2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo 3) U r now looking to find out 4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked 5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:49:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Beti Aaj Tumne Phone Par, Sirf Ek Ghanta Baat Ki, Tum Ne To Kabi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat Hi Nahi Ki, . . . . Beti: Papa Ye Wrong Number Tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:50:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass... 1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart... 1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love... . . But . . . Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:51:35 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

o jeete wo sikander
jo hare wo jail k andr

jo like kare usko jadu ki jappi
jo na kare usko BANDAR ki pappi
¤¤¤
(( @..@ ))
( ¤ )

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:52:35 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy : ?#? WhatsApp?pe 3 din pehle ka last seen hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:53:45 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiya nahi sudhrengi.. The ATM machine stopped working because of... . . . . . An intelligent girl put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.."Enter Your PIN" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:54:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	School Teacher Sent Home A Note.Your Son Is An Obedient &Bright Student But Spends TooMuch Time With Girls.Mother Sent A Note Back:Please Advise A Solution!Father Has The Same Problem. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:55:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bahu : I am going to supermarket . Aloknath: Take my sanskaar . Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo . Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:57:00 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3758 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Govt. has passed a new rule ...
Beautiful girls & handsome boys have to pay "Personality Tax" !

Don't smile,
I know you are safe but ...
meri to waat lag gayi na..

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:58:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Blue Eyes hypnotize teri Krdi aa Mainu . . . . . . . . . I wonder Enni Choti dress me Thand nhi lgdi Tennu ?? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:59:09 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3758 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy: Call Me Shona Girl: Shona.. B: Call Me Sweetheart G: Sweetheart.. B: Call Me Honey G: Honey.. B: Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe! Girl: Oh ok ok!....: Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:00:28 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Some actual product?warning labels:
1.) On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
2.) On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.
3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.
6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
7.) On a child?s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:09:12 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

When a Guy does Something
Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something
Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:10:29 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
:-D
Genius Nation.

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:16:56 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company.. He said, “Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?” The applicant replied, “Yes sir! I did.” Then the boss said,” Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . There was no mat!” :-p Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:18:08 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:19:09 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4007 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Impact of Job Change:
A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop
The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”
Pasengr apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”
Driver replied:
“Sory, it’s nt ur fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)

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Posted on February, 22 2014 11:23:01 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear Face-wash Commercials, . . . . Nobody can splash water on their face the way you show in your ads. My clothes r all wet now. =P Kindly show in a more realistic way =D Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:24:35 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Perfect Girl Doesn’t Bother… Doesn’t Shout.. Doesn’t Flirt With Others.. Doesn’t Lies.. Doesn’t Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn’t ExiSts.. Clappinggg Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:26:22 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4007 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	BOSS to an employee…. . “Do you believe in life after Death?” . EMPLOYEE….. . “Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”, he replied. . . BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 11:30:13 PM

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