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"Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next."
-Jonas Salk (1914-1995)
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Submission to Allah''s Will is the best companion; wisdom is the noblest heritage; theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction; deep thinking will present the clearest picture of every problem.
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"I May B Walking Slowly, Bt I Never Walk Backwards"
-Abraham Lincon.
"Whenever I Walk Backwards,Its 4 A Long Jump"
-Ben Johnson.
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A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don''t Know
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath ... ;->
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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
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Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day
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Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day!
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I forgave your broken promises,
I forgave you from the start.
But one thing I won''t forgive,
Is your breaking of my heart.
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Refusing To Forgive Someone
Is Like Drinking Poison,
And Waiting For
The Other Person To Die.
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"I''m Here, And I Love You.
I Have Always Loved You,
And I Will Always Love You.
I Was Thinking Of You,
Seeing Your Face In My Mind,
Every Second That I Was Away.
When I Told You I Didn''t Want You,
It Was The Blackest Kind Of Blasphemy."
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IF PEOPLE OPPOSE U,THAT MEAN U R GOING IN RIGHT DIRECTION,AND KEEP WORKING IN THE SAME......... ;)
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